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Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
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1:52p - Lolcat fiction
Teh walkies of the goodie iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh goodie man cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud goodie man and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z busta cap in yo azz n such.
Book of Ezekiel, verse 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
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