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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003
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1:23a - Remember When...
A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean...
and ram was the cousin of a goat...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you' be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
but when it happens they wish they were dead
current music: Men At Work - Down Under (2 comments |comment on this)
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6:32p - pam param
Traveling in a fried - out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, Do you speak - a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?
And he said,
Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
current mood: good
current music: Men At Work - Down Under (2 comments |comment on this)
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7:00p - titaa
(18:58:26) <%jehoo> egliite mirdz.........
(18:58:31) <@J0ke> egliiite deg :D
(18:58:38) <@J0ke> svilst ka priex
(18:58:40) <@Mix> ko taa
(18:58:42) <@J0ke> maaja silta
(18:58:43) <%Ssiirrddss> =)))
(18:58:46) <@J0ke> apkure rlz :D
(18:58:50) <%Ssiirrddss> :P~~
(18:58:54) <%Ssiirrddss> J0ke labs ;))
current mood: happy
current music: Photek - The Seven Samurai (comment on this)
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