| Scenārijs nākamajam tusiņam |
[13 Jan 2010|11:16am] |
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( Pik4ā )
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[13 Jan 2010|11:11am] |
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀa, herpes un ziloņi,
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀa, tomponi un miroņi,
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀa, un zāļais pidarazzzz...
btw
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| icakok |
[13 Jan 2010|11:05am] |
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[12 Jan 2010|01:16pm] |
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Šodien pie pusdienām tika zipāts "CIRKS".
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| Bads uz pohām |
[09 Jan 2010|11:15pm] |
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[09 Jan 2010|10:58pm] |
Get on my poop, my pooop is amaizing. Give ir a lick, it taste's like my poop. mm, sweet tarish poop, sweet tarish poooop. Eu kurš gads? es iestigu pirms mēneša kupenā un pazaudēju kalendāru.
p.s - Oksars
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[09 Jan 2010|10:49pm] |
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Dredu tēvs kustini cirtas un aizved mani uz nigeru zemi!
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[07 Jan 2010|02:04pm] |
В аптеке:
- Я забыл как лекарство называется, помню что-то с феном связано… Что-то типа “я не знаю где находится фен”… Я его так и запоминал…
- Ибупрофен?
- Да! Да, именно! . . Дайте 2 пачки.
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| Lūriķi |
[07 Jan 2010|01:36pm] |
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| Divd. logo |
[07 Jan 2010|10:48am] |
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[05 Jan 2010|08:18pm] |
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Nu vajadzētu uzdzīt kādu vakara marazmu :D ?
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| Vel no ofisa |
[05 Jan 2010|11:15am] |
trsh: pica pasta pasta, skuuzi, roberto, makaka
rob: ske, parcho metafona, unto prostato, jantio pa pa mia!
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| Ofisa sarunas |
[05 Jan 2010|10:59am] |
Trsh: Ble, kas to twitteri vispār izdomāja, vajadzētu nošaut!
Grib: A cho eta za Twitter huiņa? Jesli eta nje Vodka, to nejebjot!
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| Werd laws :D |
[03 Jan 2010|12:03am] |
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical fish stores.
9. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
10. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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[02 Jan 2010|11:56pm] |
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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[31 Dec 2009|02:46pm] |
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Oskars ir nominēts.
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[21 Nov 2009|11:57pm] |
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Gaišreģe Natālija jūt Wi-Fi...
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