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[03 Jan 2006|08:58pm] Shito dzejoli vareetu buut sadzejojusi blondaa_truba! Es tiiri par ideju! 2 comments|post comment

tas... [24 Dec 2005|03:17pm] Merry x-mas un happy new year, a!!!! =) Pagaidam tas ari viss, slinkums kko stastiit =).. Lai jaums z/s labi klajas, Visi pirzhat savas maajas, Jaun gada tad mes dzersim, Un pa logu ara vemsim jaa veel panti6, chuss... naf laika =) 3 comments|post comment

[25 Nov 2005|02:49pm] [ music | tarish - hdd pidars ] Spiiiiiidoshi, sakuma nojuudzas mob, nevaru sms aizsuutiit!!! Peec taa sekoja veel kkas jaukaaks - proti mans 120 gb cietais atnjirdzaaas!! Nez kursh pidars man toreiz ieteica Maxtor firmu, netaceros, bet visos servisos par sho firmu nenormali uzjautrinas "katrs 3ais nodeg"!!! Blja a man tur bija *.max projketi visi un referaaac pabeigts :((( .. aiznesu uz vienu firmu, kur man MOSH pa 15 ls dabuus atpakal, tos failus kurus vajg -- VISTICAMAK KA NEE --- blja un visas filmas mp3 anyway pa pipeleem, fochenes arii!!! No riita bija taac besis, par kaarteejam manam neveixmem, ka gandriiz pinju paraava!! Jaa garantija it kaa ir, dabuushu jaunu, piemaxaashu - njemshu citu firmu!! Blje tam taa nevajadzeja notikt, vinsh vareeja saakt paleniiteem jociigi uzvesties, es buutu bekapus sataiisiijis, bet PROTAMS nee, viena momentaa kaa ar nazi KAPUT HITLER, pietam es ar too beernu tik saudziigi apgaajos :(( .... gan jau ka besiishos visu ned nogali taisot referaatu, un veel jo lielaaks skrobis par MAX, buus baigaa barjera kkam akal kjerties klaat!!! Taa kaa miiljie beerni tas var gadiities ariii ar jums, ta ka daargas lietas vienmer turiet uz 2aam vieniibaam!!! Velreiz :((( 4 comments|post comment

SPAMS [21 Nov 2005|03:58pm] [ music | SPAMS ] SPAMS (req - nenormaliiga) 1 comment|post comment

[17 Nov 2005|12:06pm] [ music | Audiovent - The Energy ] Heee... galiiigi ilgi neesu klabaa verveleejis :) !! Tas tapec ka trakaa nedeelja! Viss sajaucas kopaa vienaa lielaa kokteilii - univeristaate, darbs (by default), aarsti, studenti sveetki, utt! Saakotneeji biju ieplaanojis majas laist nedeljas nogalee, bet nu laikam nekaa ;) ! hee picarooons, jau man no riita zvaniija "darbaa?? Kapec? Vai tad jums darbaa nav studentiem briivdienas shinii dinaa" - nja optimists :) .. Runajot par darbu, nesen tomeer konstateeju ka projekta vaditajai nav pofig, ka es panjemu kaadu briivu dienu :/, respektiivi te ir visstiiraaka vergoshana (laikaa noziimee)! Aaaa un man patikas Kinga ashaa ideja dzeeruma - ielikt alus kausu leduskapii, lai tas neatshaaleejas =D .. un fraaze "pih-pohuj".. nu tas taa.. Aaa un KONKURSS!!! kas nosauks smiekliigak peteni! Man ir varinati jau!! 1)kuteliiguma graavis 2)kaifa kruuze 3)zemdirsas paduse 4)nieziigais kastrolis 5)skinnkja kanjons 6)prieku bedre... Gaidu juusu varinatus! Pirmajai vietai PAARSTEIGUMS!!!! 3 comments|post comment

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Leģenda par glum-auksto ROKU! [10 Nov 2005|11:08am] Piebilde: Staasts balstiits uz reaaliem faktiem! Viss saakaas Riigaa, kur mēes Sirai (drusska) svineejaam dzimshanas dienu. Man bija diezgan intresanti, neskatoties uz pirms tam sagandeeto garastaavokli. Mees tur stastiijam viens otram atgadiijumus, jokus no dziives, par kuriem vareeja iereekt, kaa ari protams dzinaam shitu (piem, tik izgudrots bruunais goots un pielietojums "tev zods noteceejis", utt breds), par ko vareeja panjirgt veel vairak.. visa kopuma sakot - JAUKS vakars =). Bet taa jau viss vienmeer nevainiigi saakas. Pulksten 11 es ieseedos autobusaa, kas mani nogaadaja lidz Jelgavai! Iegaaju savas koju istabinjas priexistaaba, kur staav leduskapis chainjiki, utt. Taalak mans skats veersaas uz durviim - vienas ved uz manu istabinju, otras uz kaiminju. Peec gaismu buushanas un nebuushanas es konstateeju, ka kaiminji veel negulj un, ka mans istabas biedrs naf. YES!! Ievandiijos istabaa ar briiksskji, iesleedzu mozonu veel pa nakti riktiigi skalji, dziedaaju liidz, utt. Briizham patiik buut vienam, varu labaak atbriivoties (nee es nedro4iiju). Kaadu stundinju novaariijos veel ircaaa (by default) noveleeju visiem slapjus un devos guleet! Atpliisu diezgan aatri! Un tad tas sapnis, grr - visaads tur kkads mudzeklis notiek, tad es ar kkadu meiteni (neviena no pazistamaam) dodos miiciities, es tur vinjai izdaru visu labo un kad pienak mana kaarta, un visam janotiek taalaak, kkada dusmiiga balss (no kuras sapnii man bija dikti bail) mani pasauca un teica, ka man kkur jabrauc nu un man no taa uznaca taada skrobe, ka es pamodods. Yeeeh sapnis fifty-fifty ;) . Skatos pulkstenii, BLAD 6i riitaa. Ja es pamozhos 6os, es nekaadi nevaru vairs aizmigt. It kaa jau ir normaali paguleets it kaa nee, taada stadija pa vidam, bezspeeka viljaaajies un gaidi, kad pienax celshanas laix! Te peekssnji kaads ienaak priextelpaa, dikti leniem soljiem pieiet pie kaiminju durviim un taa maigi pieklauvee, tad velreiz.. un lenam aiziet. Es padomaju "cik bezsakariigi un diivaini", 6os no riita tas cilveeks cereeja, ka kaads uz tadiem ssvakiem klauvieniem reagjees. Pie tam ja tie buutu pudelju braalji, lidz 6iem aizdzerushies, tur buutu klauieni taadi, taadi ar plaanu deformeet sienu un durvis. Nesapratu, nebija ko dariit un domaju par to. Te pekssnji uz mana pleca uzvelas auxta glljumiga roka! Es sastingu un ne-pa-jokam sabijos! 2 sekunzhu laikaa man izgaja caur galvu domas: ja tur kaads staavetu aiz muguras un vienkarshi uzliktu roku uz pleca, buutu savdaaka sajuuta, ta toka bija glumiiga, delna bija uz pleca un parejais vienk karajas, taada sajuta ir kaa kaads guleetu man blakus, un miegaa mainot pozas aizkjer manu plecu - tas nebuut nebija labi, vieniigais cilveeks ko es tur gribeetu sev blakus (es skaidri zināju, ka) atrodaas Riigaa un vispar, kaa te kkas tikai iexaa! Shit! Es fiksi apmetos rinnkji, lai piekjertu blakus guleetaaju, bet tur nekaa nebija! Saaakas veel lielaaka PANIKA, sirds saaka klopeeties veel trakaak.. es noraavu nost sho roku un instinktiivi ceelos seeedus (taalak no teoreetiksi stavosha ljaundara aiz muguras), paveeru acis uz roku, aatri veeros skatiities, kur taa beidzas un un.. njaa taa beidzas pie mana pleca =).. biju roku tureejis aiz galvas un taa bija notirpusi no pleca lidz pirxtu galiem, un vienkarshi karajas bez kontroles.. Atviegloti nopuutos un protams mazliet iesmeeju par legjendaaro auxti-ljumiigo roku ;) 8 comments|post comment

[04 Nov 2005|12:34pm] [ music | Korn - twisted ranzistor ] Beidzot ir pienaacis tas briidis, kad es izliidishu saulee no alas! Visu laiku es esmu sleepies un gaidiijs uz iisto momentu! Jus domajat, ka es esmu tikai parast iereednis, kas chakli programme sava uznjemuma vajadziibaam - taa nav, es esu ZEMNIEKS!!!! Es jums varu vestiit par savu plaanu, plaans kas ruupigi un smakli tika izveidots 2004 gada heloiinaa, visu reetaino zobiju dienaa! Jus varbut domasiet, ka esmu nojuudzies, bet taa naf.. aaa eehhe HAHAH!!! Es nekad nejuudzos novembros, ta ka es runaaju sheit pilnaa nopietniiba! Bet neatvilinasimies no iistas teemas par to ka es suukaju.. fui.. es gribeju teikt, ka man ir plaans, plaans peec kura realizaacijas juus mani nesauxiet vairs par "mazo janjtrapinju" vai "dredainu kurmi" !!! Juus pec plaana tad dabuusiet ... pasedet un.. uz divana mixta un runat, jaa tad jus jutiisiet! Katra zinja par planu - es Tarish esmu izgudrojis jaunu kartupeli, es zinaju ka kkas taac ir iespejams ar pareizo meeslojumu, tikai pareiza seciiba japalaizh dziivnieki padirst uz lauka!! Es nezinu ko jus par to domajat, tapat kaa es nezinu kapec man tagad raustas uzacs vai kaa sauc tos dzelziishus lietusargu galos, bet.. tas kartupelis ir kkas vairak kaa vienkarsh kartupelis.. es pat teiktu, kaa taa ir.. solarija pabijusi maarutka sakne.. p.s tas nav vardos izsakams! Mes sho "kartupeli" notestejam uz cilveku, kuru sauc par "Duxi" vinsh dziivo prom no cilizacijas, zem tilta, jo nevar ciest vardarbiibu, kas taja notiek! Katra zinja mes vinjam iedevam notesteet sho augli, vinsh palika trax, vinsh teica, ka tajaa esot veel lidz shim neizjustas garshas, vinsh mums vairs nelika mieru - kad es kapleju riisu lauku, vinsh bija putnubiedeeklis, kad es nokartojos, vinsh bija toletes papiirs, un kad es gaju gulet vinsh bija mans vakumpumpis! Vinsh vienkarshi palika atkariigs no shii auglja, un mani kaa auglja deveeju vinsh uzskata par dievu! Un es turpinashu sho saikni, es palaiidishu veel augljus sabiedriiba, liiiidz pamazam juus visi saslimsiet, jus visi busiet mana pakljautiiba, jo tikai es zinu formulu! hahaha! Visi, visi - harijs potters man lasiis utis no muguras, un pamela man taisis tos smukos sunishus no baloniem! Arii tu busi mana atkariiba.. un tu un arii tu... es valdiishu paar PASAULI! LjauniiismiekiliiiHAHAHAHAAHA 4 comments|post comment

[02 Nov 2005|04:10pm] [ music | Korn - Helmet in the bush ] Runajot par tizliem paardevejiem, varu pieminet tizlu pirceejus sevi: Kopa ar narko iegajam musu koju veikalaa, es ieperkos - t:"risu paku mazo" p:"ko veeel?" t:"taa grildesinjas" (((10 SEKENDS LATER))) t:"ir tikai 2as?" p:"nepietix? es ieshu veel paskatiities noliktava" t:"jaa" paaardeveeja ciitigi mekle, atnes veel desinjas no noliktavas.... p:"tad cik jums" t:"2as luudzu" =DD - nu jaa pec tam radas veel lidziigi joki par sho teemu, narko mani piesmeja... 5 comments|post comment

[02 Nov 2005|03:22pm] [ music | Korn - Blind ] Ta ka man passlaik naf nekas iipash, ko dariit, ielikshu pamacoshu lekciju par tematu (("IZSTAVI ATRAK RINDU")). Nosaukums jau viens skan biedejoshi ne? Nu labi, nee! Ka jau mes zinam ir tada lieta kaa lielveikali, kuros var nopirkt preces, un par kuram ir jaanoreekinas pie kases. Parasti vinjas ir dafiga, bet strada tikai dazhas - paardeveeju un naudas ekanomija! Vot un tapec pie shiim kasem veidojas rindas. Zemak mineeti buus 4 punkti (sakartoti pec svariiguma), kas veestiis par lielaakajiem biediem pret (("IZSTAVI ATRAK RINDU" ))!!! Bieds nr. 1 - Jaunas paardevejas vai flegmas: darbojas ar kosmiksu lenu atrumu, jo ir no kka paarmiizushas or sagurushas. Tekoshi kko sajauc. Shodien viena meeegjinaja atrast uz lokiem sviitrkodu un noskaneet tos! (nee nebija iepakojumaa). Bieds nr. 2 - Iepirkums gadam: prieksha staav teevainis ar 2 ratinjiem, un pilniem ar paiku. Laikam gatavojas atomkaram, un sava bunkuraa stum paiku :/ Bieds nr. 3 - Ommamiites: nee visu cienju veciem cilveekiem, bet, vinjiem vienmer izdodas kko sajaukt - cena pie letes savadaka nekaa tur veikalaa bija, utt. Protams beigas vienm. izradas ka vinjas ir kko parpratushas. Pec cenas nosaukshanas, un iespejamiem kjidlinjiem, lenam tiek meklets maks - pa priexu visas nepareizajas kabatas. Pec atrashanas, makaa (lai atvieglotu darbu paardevejai) tiek samekleeta peec iespejas precizaka nauda. Bieds nr. 4 - garas rindas: Nu re un kaa pedejais un pac mazsvariigaakais tiek uzsveerts rindas garums. Un veel atgadijums - peec shopinga kopa ar siru un kanju (kas neatrada sev meteeli - mhuhuhahaa >:), es ar uljenu iegajam mekdonalda un shis ir mans dialoogs ar paardeveeju: p:"Luuudzu", t:"Videjo komplektu", ((((30 SECONDS LATER)))) p:"Kadu dzeerienu?", t:"Kolu, aaa un veel 1 kechupu", ((((25 SECONDS LATER)))), p:"2us kechupus?", t:"Emm nee, 1nu", ((((30 SECONDS LATER)))), p:"Tepat vai liidzi", t:"Tepat", ((((6 MINUTES LATER)))), p:"Luudzu, 1,75 ls", t:"Jaa paldies o_0".. Nu labi laiki ir mazliet paarspileeti, bet man tiesham likaas ka vinja aizmigs stavot pie kases.. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend!!!! 5 comments|post comment

[27 Oct 2005|03:03pm] [ music | SOD - B.Y.O.B ] Ja tievvada zirgs izpiezh no savam acim visu lai saskatiitu paruuku lidojosha spainja griestos, vai vinsh ir sliktaaks par sarkanajiem koroziju ausu nestaaajiem? Ir tipiski uzlikt smiekliigu liftu uz triisdminesionaaliem paakjiem ar skrituljslidaaam pie pieres, bet piekritiisi, ka vinji var noskriet ar taam daudz lielaaku gabalu, nekaa sarkano koroziju ausu nestaaji, kas maak tikai paarsteigt spainju griestus paradot smilshainu lielu smilshpapiira roku un iespaidiigu pils pagrama sienu! Roka izniedz jaunas paplashinaatas kvasu dzeroshu skudru verisjas, bet jebukrsh vairkas intervijas piedaliijies burtu sixsparnis, padariis spainii koroziju melnaa, varbuut sljupstoshiem akmenjiem vajadziiga, maisinju pienaa! Vai tad taa naf? 2 comments|post comment

[26 Oct 2005|02:54pm] I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum company." About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do you like that, I work for the 3M Company." The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air, I work for 7-UP." 2 comments|post comment

hahaha [26 Oct 2005|02:53pm] A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." post comment

=D [26 Oct 2005|02:24pm] [ music | kkadu huinju ] A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight feet." Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet. After measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs jumped three feet." Next, the biologist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog just lay there. "Jump, frog, jump!" the biologist repeated. Nothing. The biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its hearing." A shii ir pilniga taisniiba A LV shitadu naf :( post comment

Joks? [26 Oct 2005|02:14pm] [ music | kkadu sviestu ] A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." post comment

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats [26 Oct 2005|02:10pm] [ music | Static X - The Only ] A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god! post comment

[25 Oct 2005|12:44pm] grrr slaavs kaveejas :( Nu ok karoche uzlieciet austinjas uzpiediet uz cuucinjas pa vidu un uzmaniigi klausieties ko jums vestiis!!! Prikoliigs raadzha (http://64.236.34.4:80/stream/1039) kam patik kjerceeji! Son biezhi skan SOD!!!! Shis a man patik :) 3 comments|post comment

[25 Oct 2005|12:32pm] [ music | Kidneythieves - black bullet ] AAAA un es vakar satiku klasies biedreni no videnees, kuru es nebiju redzeejis kopsh videnes =D ... wiii.. veco labo Irinu satiku iex RIMI. Mani nemaz nepazina, nu jaa esmu arii savadax, tonusaa man uz st apl pateica ka tas neesu es, bilde bija kkur 18 g! Bet vinja nu nebija izmainiijusies ne pa matu, varbuut mazliet stilaa prastaaka (celsh no papezhiem uz eertiem apvaiem =) .. zheel ka nebija laika aprunaaties :/, bet kka jutos pacilaats - juutu, ka vajg SAIETU no videenes un veel jo vairak no pamatskolas!!!! viss es eest, ejat dirst!! 11 comments|post comment

[25 Oct 2005|11:43am] [ music | Otep ] Un runajot par to pirti, pa kuru es jau te ieminejos - nu es biju meeems (hard drinked)! Savadak tur toch nebuutu ko dariit! Jaunais 1 kurss kkads diivains, es zinu tikai 1 dzeku (mar4a)! No pagajushaa un aizpagajushaa kursa es pazistu gandriiz visus! Nu ok pienjemsim, ka shogad ir daudz vieteejo, bet tie kas kojas, kapec vinjus nekur nemana, vinji laikam pa sienam un griestiem raapo gaitenjos! Un vispar dzert ir nenormali truli, jo nu bija taa, ka es atceros, ka tai vakaraa man bij jautri, bet nekaadu taadu paliekoshu joku naf :/ - vot tas taa ir, kad palii vari priecaaties par visadiem siikumiem! Taapat kad bijam siiki, visu dienu vareja izklaideeties ap vienu koku, kur nu dienu, nedeelju!!! Jaa, pedejaa laika es baigi daudz domaaju par visvisadam lietam! Un jo es vairak domaaju, jo vairak atduros skarbajaam realitaateem! Tapec arii pedejaa laikaa mans DEFAULTAIS staavoklis paariet no JAUTRULIS uz GRUZIITIES (meklet kkam atrisinajumus)!! UN taapeec ir neobjektiivi man prasiit tadus jautajumus "Kapec tu tads nopietns, nogruzijies?" - es varetu uz to atbildeer "A kapec lai es negruziitos - kaads, kkas mani uzjautrinaja or gariigi piepildiija?" !!! Bet nu ok es mazliet paarspiileju, veel taa attieciiba ir pa labi JAUTRULIM, ja ne jautrulim, tad objektiivi domajosham citplaneetietim!!! Jaa vo taa iisas paardomas!! 2 comments|post comment

[25 Oct 2005|11:01am] [ music | Acid Drinkers-what u say to me?Fuck u! Say it louder, louder ] Ja piesviidis zilonis iznesa 2 mazus viiinogu braaljus, tad ariii skotu lieliskais alus sviitros savu veesturi miglainaa preses bildee? nice nice too Speciali for Kanja =) Speciali for Kanja too 3 comments|post comment

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