04:27 pm - heyLife is like a rollercoasterIt does flips and throws you over Board your ship that's going nowhere If you stop, you'll end up somewhere Now everybody wants to go to California To live their life on a sunny day Dreaming of someone else's kids and wife But they'll be bringing you the same old strife Everyone wants to go to Jamaica Queens in drag will surely fake you Take you home, and then they'll rape you But you like it, so say 'thank you' Everyone wants to go to Iraq But once they go, they don't come back Bringing peanut butter jelly and other snacks We might have our freedom, but we're still on crack Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody, just hold hands. |