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Formula One teams are so reluctant to be seen with Max Mosley that they are reportedly considering hiring 'paddock spotters' to warn them of his movements if, as expected, the disgraced FIA President appears at the forthcoming Monaco GP

Dodge The Mosley
Teams have reportedly hired Mosley spotters for the Monaco Grand Prix to avoid being seen with him. Such is the level of antipathy towards the self-proclaimed saviour of F1 that they are prepared to do anything to avoid a photo opportunity. One pundit said that Max's presence in the paddock will be like avoiding a boring old uncle at a family gathering - although a boring old uncle with a fascinating collection of home videos.

More Mosley Dodging
The ruling Grimaldi family have let it be known that they want no contact with Mosley during the Monaco Grand Prix. This is particularly difficult for Max as he is a Monaco resident. Organisers have therefore devised Mosley exclusion zones. Max will only be allowed free access between the Ferrari motorhome and the Rascasse hairpin and twenty metres into the harbour...Preferably 20 metres into the harbour.