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George: Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?  

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.  

George: Great. Lay it on me.  

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.  

George: That's what I want to know.  

Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.  

George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China?  

Condi: Yes.  

George: I mean the fellow's name.  

Condi: Hu.  

George: The guy in China.  

Condi:  Hu.  

George: The new leader of China.  

Condi:  Hu.  

George:  The Chinaman!  

Condi: Hu is leading China.  

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?  

Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.  

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?  

Condi: That's the man's name.  

George: That's who's name?  

Condi: Yes.  

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of  
China?  

Condi:  Yes, sir.  

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the  
Middle East.  

Condi:  That's correct.  

George:  Then who is in China?  

Condi:  Yes, sir.  

George: Yassir is in China?  

Condi:  No, sir.  

George: Then who is?  

Condi:  Yes, sir.  

George: Yassir?  

Condi:  No, sir.  

George:  Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of  
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.  

Condi:  Kofi?  

George:  No, thanks.  

Condi: You want Kofi?  

George:  No.  

Condi: You don't want Kofi.  

George:  No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.  

And  
then get me the U.N.  

Condi:  Yes, sir.  

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.  

Condi: Kofi?  

George:  Milk! Will you please make the call?  

Condi:  And call who?  

George:  Who is the guy at the U.N?  

Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.  

George:  Will you stay out of China?!  

Condi:  Yes, sir.  

George: And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get me the guy at the  
U.N.  

Condi:  Kofi.  

George:  All right!  With cream and two sugars.  Now get on the phone.  

 
(Condi picks up the phone.) Condi:  Rice, here.  

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?