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Wednesday, July 10th, 2013
1:00 am	Reviews [Movies]: Recon 2023: The Gauda Prime Conspiracy http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/recon-2023-gauda.php The thrilling conclusion of the Recon saga...in space!
12:00 am	Front Page News: Sneak Peek: The Jurassic Park 4 Trailer http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jurassic-park-trailer.php After lingering in development hell for more than a decade, Jurassic Park 4 is set for a 2015 release. We're proud to present an exclusive first look at the film's trailer.
Tuesday, July 9th, 2013
1:00 am	Front Page News: Freelancing: A Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/freelance-adventure.php In Freelancing Hell, you are Steve Jobs and the children at Foxconn at the same exact time. Are you a bad enough dude to save yourself?
1:00 am	Comedy Goldmine: Give Your Pet A Treat! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/give-pet-treat.php It's that rare Internet animal-pic article that ISN'T cat-centric (because cats won't perform on command, even for treats)!
Monday, July 8th, 2013
5:00 am	Front Page News: If Everybody Pulls Together, We Might Just Save Our Town's Abortion Clinic http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/save-the-clinic.php Are we going to let them bulldoze Doc Musgrave's clinic and put up a wings restaurant?
Sunday, July 7th, 2013
11:00 pm	The Flash Tub: Saturday Morning PSA http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/psa-cartoon.php Learning is part of growing and living is part of knowing!!! OOOO!!!
1:00 am	Current Releases: The Lone Ranger; Despicable Me 2; The Bling Ring http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/lone-ranger-despicable.php That's not The Lone Ranger. He's not even alone.
Saturday, July 6th, 2013
12:00 am	Video Game Article: International Censorship http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/america-international-censorship.php The Walking Dead's zombies were remodeled as robots for the German release. All the humans? Turned into dogs, and their dialog was re-recorded as barking.
12:00 am	Front Page News: You Can't Take Superman Anywhere http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/superman-friend-embarrassing.php Superman seems like the ultimate friend. In truth, he is the most embarrassing person you could possibly be seen in public with.
Friday, July 5th, 2013
5:00 am	Front Page News: Everything Must Go at Deranged Doyle's 5th of July Fireworks Sale http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/deranged-doyle-fireworks.php Deranged Doyle has July 5th deals on overstocked fireworks! The Grassley! The Downton Abbliterator! Everything must go!
1:00 am	Photoshop Phriday: Variety Pack #24: 4th of July Weekend! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/fireworks-mustafa-alkhani.php What could be more all-American than leftover fireworks and Mustafa Al-Khani?
Thursday, July 4th, 2013
6:00 am	WTF, D&D!?: The Macabre Fantasy Artwork of Ray O'Bannon (Part 2) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/macabre-art-returns.php Lowtax returns to conclude our exploration of the macabre and mysterious artwork of Ray O'Bannon.
1:00 am	Front Page News: Only Attractive People can Shop at Abercrombie & Fitch http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/abercrombie-fitch-ugly.php If an unattractive person somehow gets their hands on forbidden Abercrombie & Fitch merchandise, dodging the lava pits and robot mannequins that throw the ampersands from their A&F T-shirts like shurikens, they'll fall victim to the store's mirrors, which explode if they display unattractive people, shooting shards of glass into the people's faces.
Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013
1:30 pm	Awful Link of the Day: Paranormal Sarah (Thanks, zerz!) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/paranormal-sarah.php
1:00 am	Reviews [Movies]: Ghost Cat http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/ghost-cat.php If they'd just put a ghost bell on the ghost cat, the movie could've been 4 minutes long.
Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013
6:30 am	Front Page News: Subj: THINGS STOLEN BY BULLDOG http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-66.php Your old pet "BRET" stole a lot of things from our friends but I loved him dearly!
7:00 am	Twitter Tuesday: July 2, 2013 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt07-02-13.php This week's rawest, realest tweets you ever laid your dang eyes on.
1:00 am	Comedy Goldmine: A Fistful of Clown: Dropsy Goes West! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dropsy-clown-game.php Like many people, you have always wanted to control the actions of a clown in an old-west setting; here is your chance!
Monday, July 1st, 2013
5:00 am	Front Page News: Helpful Advice for Birds http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/birds-are-idiots.php A little help for nature's idiots struggling to function in our modern society.
12:00 am	The Flash Tub: CLEM RETCHLESS!!! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/clem-retchless-cartoon.php he's a strong hero. "Strong."