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Sunday, May 27th, 2012
1:00 am	Front Page News: Get your Apartment Deposit Back Now! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/security-deposit.php Your place is trashed and the landlord is on the way. But even if you deserve to lose every cent of your deposit, dont give up! With these easy tips and a few simple household goods, a gallon of gasoline and the hologram projector used to resurrect Tupac, youll be a few hundred dollars richer!
1:00 am	Current Releases: Men in Black III; Chernobyl Diaries; Get the Gringo http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/men-in-black.php Back in black and also back in time and also generally just back.
Saturday, May 26th, 2012
12:00 am	Video Game Article: Why Do People Still Like Sephiroth? http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/sephiroth-final-fantasy.php Sephiroth comes from a machine mom. His mother is so dimly lit and full of rusty pipes that it makes him super sad. This, as far as I can tell, is the extent of his character.
12:00 am	Front Page News: If You Don't Mind I'm Just Going To Be A Barbarian From Here On Out http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/barbarian-sword-adventure.php In a few days I will burn all of my clothes and possessions. I will don a loincloth, thick fur boots and wristguards. An x-shaped leather harness will hug my manly torso, fastening one sheath on my back for a broad two-handed sword and another on my chest for a MacBook.
Friday, May 25th, 2012
5:00 am	Front Page News: The Demise of Guys: From Our Gross, Sticky Hands http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/zimbardo-video-games.php Psychologist Philip Zimbardo is blaming the ruination of the modern male on video games and pornography. Ruined modern males disagree.
1:00 am	Photoshop Phriday: Cut-Rate Books! (Part Two of Two) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/cutrate-books.php In these tough economic times, the SA Goons must downsize literary concepts, and also ration themes.
Thursday, May 24th, 2012
5:00 am	Features / Articles: The Ultimate ALF Wiki: ALF Expanded Universe http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/alf-tv-wikipedia.php Delve into the ALF expanded universe with this article from the ALF Wikipedia Project.
1:00 am	Front Page News: Dear Target Employee, http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dear-target-employee.php We've noticed that you haven't been following certain store rules. Our rules are important for maintaining a friendly atmosphere for our guests and a healthy and productive working environment for our team. Please review the following incidents and reflect on how you could've handled them better.
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012
1:00 pm	Awful Link of the Day: Duke Euphoria De'Gryn (Thanks, Amstel89!) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/duke-euphoria-junkpile.php
12:00 am	Front Page News: E. C. Fouke's Compendium of Meat & Edibles: On Orphan & Other Fine Meats http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/fouke-orphan-meat.php Greetings to you, my fellow American Carnivore. I am pleased and delighted to bring you another edition of my celebrated periodical, the most spirited tribute to the healthy and unabated consumption of all living beasts.
12:00 am	AwfulVision: Guess who's back! (It's me. (I am.)) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/awfulvision-is-back.php You (didn't) want it, you got it (anyway)! AwfulVision is back! This comeback edition features Rappin' Republicans, IRL Rage Comics, affordable carpet and The Worst Presidential Candidate Ever.
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012
4:00 am	Twitter Tuesday: May 22, 2012 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt05-22-12.php Just follow @dril.
3:00 am	Front Page News: The Pleasure Texts: Episode I http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/pleasure-texts-1.php The story of eternal pleasures, as told through those who lived it.
1:00 am	Comedy Goldmine: A Sink Cat, A Cool Rug http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/sink-cat-rug.php Wilford Brimley cat gets wet. Dragon Lady rug draws praise. Threads deliver what's promised.
Monday, May 21st, 2012
5:00 am	Front Page News: NATO Scrambles to Respond to Protestors' Signs http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nato-signs-chicago.php Protestors gathering in Chicago are throwing their message in the face of NATO using bold signs, and NATO is taking them seriously.
Sunday, May 20th, 2012
11:00 pm	The Flash Tub: GAMESCOTT REVIEWS: Diablo 3 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gamescott-diablo-3.php gamedcdcdgtot
1:00 am	Current Releases: The Dictator; What to Expect When You're Expecting; Hick http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/dictator-expecting.php Summer is in full swing, which means everything is terrible.
Saturday, May 19th, 2012
12:00 am	Music Article: How To Become Campfire Guitar Guy http://www.somethingawful.com/d/music-article/campfire-guitar-guy.php Do you have what it takes to become Campfire Guitar Guy? You're not sure? Good. Having an insecurity that you'd like to hide is the first step.
12:00 am	Front Page News: Sports Rulebook Madness http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sports-rulebook-madness.php In an ongoing effort to keep their products safe, fair, and enjoyable, professional sports leagues update their rulebooks every year. These changes don't always stick. In fact, some rules are so disastrous that they don't even last through an entire season.
Friday, May 18th, 2012
5:00 am	Front Page News: Our Miracle Daughter's Battle with Flesh-Eating Disease http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/flesh-eating-bacteria.php Kelly is our miracle girl. Every day she gets stronger than the day before, no matter how many pieces of her body melted off.