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so_damn_insane's Journal
Sit mani, sit mani, grūd mani, dzen mani!
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20090426 Clerks
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Un vesela kaudze ar n-minuushu shotiem.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/
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20090423 internets ir viena liela ironija
"Please dont quote me if your a retard."
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20090422 fusion
Regejs + tehno == kaut kas skaists.
Pie reizes var veidot labus dziesmu nosaukumus. Piemeeram, "ganjah bass".
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20090420 O-SUN
Kas tikai nav noticis, kameer biju offline. :)
Labaakais komentaars - "Java 8 will replace String with String2, which will treat empty string and null the same."
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20090420
Kaarteejo reizi priecaajos par skaistiem saliidzinaajumiem.
"Gjergj Skanderbeg was what many consider the world's first guerrilla leader, using the mountains to his advantage and striking at the Ottomans in ways that would make any strategy game-playing nine-year-old cry out, "GAY! HAX!""
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20090420 top 10
http://www.cracked.com/article_1725
Es veel pievienotu "Schadenfreude".
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20090406 Disko cepumi
Labaakais peedeejaa laika atklaajums.
Varbuut kaadam jau ir zinaami.
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20090406 AKA hit the road Jack
Já tô com o pé na estrada
E não vou mais voltar
Izklausaas interesanti.
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20090402 :(){ :|:& };:
"Fork bomb" jeb "smailiju vīruss" jeb "virsrakstu nevajagot mēģināt palaist no shell".
Nezinu, neesmu testējis.
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20090402
Reizēm var sastapt kodu, kuru lasot var just, kā smadzenes atmiekšķējas un nervu šūnas kliedz agonijā.
UPD.
Piemēram, kods, kur ir kaudze ārējo atslēgu apstrādes procedūru, kas pa pāriem
1) nosaukumā atšķiras tikai ar LKP (Lookup) un QRY (Query), turklāt šīs atšķirības nav nosaukuma sākumā vai beigās
2) saturā atšķiras ar to, ka vienā gadījumā izmanto *padoto* parametru, bet otrā - *globālo*. Tb, atšķiras 2 rindas no 40.
UPD2.
Toties var trenēties multitaskingā.
Reizē rakstīt kodu angliski un skaitīt vienmērīgi pie sevis krieviski - "bļ..., bļ...., bļ..., ... ".
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20090402 lingvistiskie kretīnismi
"Sports people can avoid the pain of defeat by wearing comfortable shoes."
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20090402
Pēc datora restarta atklāju, ka apmācību sausais atlikums ir pilnībā papista darba vide dēļ logošanās jaunā darbstacijā.
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20090401
Pagaidaam labaakaa pirmaa apriilja zinja - "Warner Bros. nopeerk The Pirate Bay"
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20090401 dienas jautājums
Vai somiem ir viennozīmīga attieksme pret "Helvetica" fontu?
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20090401 qotd
Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
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20090401 programmētāju problēmas
"For years after those days, I talked in my sleep. My wife told me that one night I told her I loved her, but I defined my variables first and the syntax was recognisably FORTRAN."
// slashdot
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20090331 Ko dariit ar paaraak daudz naudas?
Pasuutiit sev RL epix - Warrior T6 (pilnu!) + Bulwark of Azzinoth + Brutalizer.
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6205/a
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7100/sh0
Jaa, tajos atteelos ir metaals. Diemzheel Blizzard uzmeta dzheku un pateica, ka tas neatbilst kostiimu konkursa noteikumiem, jo ir *reaals* ierocis.
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20090331 dilemma
Biju domājis pāriet no vecā telefona uz jauno, jo tur varētu ielikt atmiņas karti un mēģināt biežāk izmantot kameru, bet tur uz ekrāna ir plaisa.
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20090330 La vaca loca
Shodienas lingvistiskais wtf - vaards "vakciina" ir etimologjiski naacis no goviim. Pirmaa aizsargpote bija pret bakaam un taa principaa balstiijaas uz cilveeka inficeeshanu ar govju bakaam, kas bija relatiivi viegli paarslimojamas un veidoja aizsardziibu pret iistajaam bakaam. Un tas viss, protams caur latiinju valodu.
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