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so_damn_insane's Journal
http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=2018
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20090723 Par viļņiem
Digitālā nākotne būs daudz labāka par tagadni.
http://wave.google.com/
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20090722 SQL
Aizkjeera teeze, ka "Nav jau mainiijushaas tehnologjijas. Mainiijies ir tikai tas, ka tagad ir *kaudzeem* neveertiigu datu. Tavs google rezultaats, tavas bildes draugos/facebook, tavs blogs - tas neko nemaksaa, visiem ir pofig par to, vai kaads tur dabuu kljuudu vai kaut kas pazuud."
Izvilkts no diskusijas par to, vai SQL un RDBMS koncepts ir novecojis.
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20090721
Katrai kopienai savs Čaks Noriss.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3052
When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile the compiler apologises.
Jon Skeet can recite pi. Backwards.
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20090721 slashdot
"At this point in time, it is completely reasonable to expect the religious people to demonstrate at least some proof that their god can do cool shit, and I don't mean some half-assed convoluted interpretation of natural processes or something like that. I mean something like water to wine in a controlled environment -- something that would win the James Randi prize. Raise the dead. Lift a mountain."
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20090721 21. gadsimts - asinhronās nekompetences laikmets.
Gribēju nopirkt bērnu sēdeklīti internetā un 20 minūšu laikā kārtējo reizi zaudēju ticību cilvēcei. Ko tik neizdomā:
- pasūtīšana tikai ar reģistrētiem lietotājiem,
- jāievada parole pasūtījumam,
- jānorāda personas kods,
- apmaksa tikai ar priekšapmaksu caur pārskaitījumu,
- piegādes brīdī jāiedod kurjeram parakstīta pases kopija un varbūt izziņa no darba vietas.
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20090719 Joki, ar kuriem besiit pat tos, kas shos jokus saprot.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Null
Null who?
Null Reference Exception, object not set to instance of object in line 4 of knockknockjoke.c
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20090719 C++
public double penetration;
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20090719 famous last words
if (launchMissiles = true)
{
FireNukes();
}
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20090715 Enso
Kad noskatījos prezentāciju par lietotāja interfeisu, aizgāju uz autora kompānijas mājaslapu un novilku viņu softu.
Palaidu instaleri un sapratu, ka viņa darbi saskan ar vārdiem - vajadzēja tikai ieķeksēt "piekrītu licencei" un nospiest pogu [Install]. UN VISS!!!
//"Every time you force a user to make a decision he does not care about - you have failed as a designer"
// youtube
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20090715 qotd
90% no papildinājumiem, ko cilvēki vēlas priekš MS Word, jau ir tur atrodami.
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20090714
Ikonas - starptautiskā valoda, kuru visur saprot vienādi slikti.
Prezentācija, kā uzlabot google interfeisu ... NOT!
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20090714
Lieta, ko es novērtēju kolēģos - spēja *laicīgi* lūgt palīdzību darba jautājumos.
Šoreiz iztrūka "laicīgi" daļa.
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20090711
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1846
stop(); // Hammertime!
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20090711
Randall Munroe @ google
Rindaa:
- Donald Knuth
- Noam Chomsky
- Cory Doctorow
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20090711 Nosaukumam ir nozime
"The 80's pop band 'Erasure' once had all their tapes from a recording session erased by a technician the following day. This was before the band was famous and the technician thought the label was just an instruction."
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20090710
Piedabūju TOra strādāt, kad ORACLE_HOME sistēmas mainīgajā norādīju jaunāko Oracle klienta path (Ora10gDS).
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20090710 VI clippy
http://pix.mybll.de/vim.gif
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20090710 fīčēr
Uzzināju, ka 11g ir tāda lieta kā SQL Plan Management. Tas ļaujot neiebraukt auzās, liekot jaunus indeksus un vācot statistiku vecajiem. Doma tāda, ka jaunos plānus sāks izmantot tikai tad, kad būs skaidrs, ka tie ir labāki par vecajiem.
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20090709 TOra
Open source Toolkit for Oracle.
Pagaidām gan vēl nav izdevies pieslēgties pie DB. :(
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