Groupie 4 life.

A fattish, approching middleage, woman, with unlikeable facial features, dressing in shirt skirts acting in the role of a groupie for various bands, sometimes posing as a manager, just to get closer to the cool people and members of the bands because otherwise she couldnt. No one looks at her the way shed want to so she surrounds herself with cats which just worsens the situation as she starts to smell like a cat lady. Also pretty dumb. Has bad hair day every day. Thinks fat sticking out over the waist line of skirt could be classified as third and 4th boobs.

Will live up to 90years old, at that time attractivity will grow to be average as everyone will be an old fart by then.