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2nd. Oct, 2009 | 05:27 pm
From:: safe
Today I was babysitting my neighbor's little boy. I asked him what sound a cat makes. He said meow. I asked what sound a cow makes. He said moo. Then, to fool him, I asked what sound a walrus makes. He replied with Ku Ku Kachoo. Coolest kid ever. MLIA
Today my identical twin and I were at the mall after school. We met a few guys. Trying to make conversation, one of the guys asked, "so how long have you two been twins" MLIA
Today, I called myself in sick to school to go to a rock concert. When I got there I found out that both my principal and my physics teacher had called into school sick also to go to the same concert. We high fived. MLIA.
I sit next to a window in my 6th period class that overlooks a different wing in our school. Today, I noticed a guy in one of the other windows. I ended up being kicked out of class for having the ultimate rock, paper, scissors war with him. When I got to the office he was there and we continued our battle. The detention was worth it.MLIA
Today, I found out that scrolling on the computer at the teacher's desk makes whatever page is up on the student desks scroll too. I spent the next ten minutes watching the people on those computers look confused as their page scrolled magically. I'm the teacher. MLIA
Today, during English class, we talked about raccoons the whole period. In Government we talked about the best time to break up with your girlfriend. In Algebra, we talked about my teacher's house burning down last summer. In Speech, we talked about forming our own band. I'm glad my teachers are concerned about academics. MLIA
Today, as I was getting ready for school, my mom informed me that she would drive me to class late. Why? She wanted to take me out for pancakes. When I got to school she told the principle our power went out and nobody's alarm clock went off. I love my mom. MLIA
Today, I was at a stoplight when I noticed the car in front of me had feet coming out from the bottom. I sat in amazement of a real Flintstones car for 2 minutes before I realized there was a guy on a motorcycle in front of the car. MLIA.
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Today my identical twin and I were at the mall after school. We met a few guys. Trying to make conversation, one of the guys asked, "so how long have you two been twins" MLIA
Today, I called myself in sick to school to go to a rock concert. When I got there I found out that both my principal and my physics teacher had called into school sick also to go to the same concert. We high fived. MLIA.
I sit next to a window in my 6th period class that overlooks a different wing in our school. Today, I noticed a guy in one of the other windows. I ended up being kicked out of class for having the ultimate rock, paper, scissors war with him. When I got to the office he was there and we continued our battle. The detention was worth it.MLIA
Today, I found out that scrolling on the computer at the teacher's desk makes whatever page is up on the student desks scroll too. I spent the next ten minutes watching the people on those computers look confused as their page scrolled magically. I'm the teacher. MLIA
Today, during English class, we talked about raccoons the whole period. In Government we talked about the best time to break up with your girlfriend. In Algebra, we talked about my teacher's house burning down last summer. In Speech, we talked about forming our own band. I'm glad my teachers are concerned about academics. MLIA
Today, as I was getting ready for school, my mom informed me that she would drive me to class late. Why? She wanted to take me out for pancakes. When I got to school she told the principle our power went out and nobody's alarm clock went off. I love my mom. MLIA
Today, I was at a stoplight when I noticed the car in front of me had feet coming out from the bottom. I sat in amazement of a real Flintstones car for 2 minutes before I realized there was a guy on a motorcycle in front of the car. MLIA.
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