George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where
the devil is waiting for him."I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to
stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three
folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the
first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was
Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was
swing he hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs taked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" |