February 10th, 2004

• spams (bet jautrs)
• 2/10/04 08:31 pm
• izlasiiju bash.org paaris qoutos, kas likaas ljoti labi esam. izdomaaju ka ir jaaiepesto vienuviet, lai vareetu kaadreiz atcereeties un arii lau juus vareetu palasiit, kas bashaa neiegriezhas
  
  here it goes...
  
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  <wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
  <wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
  <wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
  Reply Mail Envelope.
  <wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
  in your hand.
  <wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
  whistling.
  <wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
  telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
  then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
  they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
  Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
  business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
  <wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
  added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
  so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
  the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
  yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
  demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
  very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
  
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  <Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
  <Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
  <Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
  <Hiroe> at some anime con in california
  <Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
  <Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
  <Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
  <Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
  
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  *** Now talking in #christian
  -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
  <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
  <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
  *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
  *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
  <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
  
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  <Firefly> Time for my prayers:
  <Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
  <Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
  <Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
  <Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
  <Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
  <Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
  <Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
  
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