Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in patrickf_q's LiveJournal:

Thursday, January 7th, 2010
5:57 am	Edgar retiring is nothing more than a marketing stunt Roughly 30 games under .500, the laughing stock of the league, and losing money with every passing game. What better way to salvage the Mariners season? Have Edgar announcement his retirement a couple months prior to season's end! Coincidence the first game after he makes the announcement is the Edgar Teddy Bear promotion? Edgar is not a man in it for the fanfare, not one to try and steal the spotlight, so why annouce his coming retirement now?It is a great marketing stunt and everyone and their mom and grandma will go to Safeco now, filling otherwise undesirable seats wanting to see Edgar in at least one of his last 20 some odd home games. Hats off to whomever negotiated the deal with Edgar to announce his retirement now, he should get promoted, and take as big of a slice of the increase in profits as Edgar will. Even when/if people see right through the ploy, they will still go the games and give the Mariners more money to lose.Sell-out? Business man? One in the same? You decide. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 4th, 2010
9:46 pm	http http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5435651/Bellevue High kids... right by house? I hate Officer Chiu... he's the bastard that camped out at BHS and terrorized all the students who perhaps might have taken the illegal right. that prick. (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
5:19 pm	good day cont. Yeah, yesterday just got better and better. Lunch with Steff was really nice, went to the Ram, Jenee was our server, that was a pleasant surprise, we got comped, she got my number again, everyone was a little better off in the end. We'll see where that goes... ;)Working out was good too, played some good basketball and lifted quite a bit. Ran into Chad takin the bus home, we stopped by Brad's, before going to Red Robin with Michelle and Brittany, that was hot. Though I didnt eat, it was really nice to see Michelle again, but she didnt get a gay marriage license in San Fransisco like I was hoping she would. Hanging out with Brittany was pretty entertaining too, it would have been nice to see Brad to let his pair drop and talk to her more, but what are ya gonna do? After that, Michelle decided to be a bitch and went home while the remaining 4 of us saw Anchorman downtown.I shat myself for about an hour and a half, if it wasn't because the movie it was funny, it was because of Chad keeling over all over me. Homo. That movie was seriously a riot though, my sides hurt by the end of it, thanks mostly in part to movie's strong jab at Bush and his administration. Aside from Fahrenheit 9/11, which I still need to see (good movie?), that was really the first strong shot some movie has taken at an American political leader that I can remember. The joke almost ruined the rest of the jokes for me, because that one is memorable and one of kind, whereas the rest of the jokes, albeit funnier than you look, were pretty much all of the same kin. It was pretty ballsy really, the stab at Bush, because well, it was unpatriotic, to say the least, and to Bush, being unpatriotic means you're a terrorist. Watch out Will Ferrell. You should definitely go see that movie if you havent, if you dont, I'm going to punch you in the ovary... yeap... right in the babymaker. HAH!Yeah, yesterday was one of the better days this year, maybe the best. It was good times, anyways, off the IMA. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 1st, 2010
3:24 pm	what a great fucking day It's not even 11:00am yet, long before I usually get up, but I have accomplished all of this so far.Got the internship I was vying for, $12/hour, full time. (Fuck yes.)Got the free TV shelving unit for my houseFound my debit card that has been lost for couple days.Avoided jury summons, yet again. How many times have you been summoned? I'm up to 3, those bastards.Am about to leave to work out and have lunch with Steff. all of this before 11...good shit must happen in the morning hours that I never see... (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 31st, 2009
2:14 pm	So So... lets say I resumed using livejoural, and writing nonesense and what have you, who would acutally read it and care? (Comment on this)
2:13 am	Ugh... OK.... I had my fun....played in the sun at every opportunitywent to the laser show, drunkdecided thursday was going to be the last day of classwent bridge jumpingwent boatingand now I have four finals ahead of me.crap.I.must.study.hmmm... it'll just have to wait 'til Saturday. ha. :) (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 29th, 2009
10:32 pm	Oh lord Oh lord... what have I got myself into? This is exactly how I do not want to enter my summer... more fun times ahead for Jon... crap. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 26th, 2009
2:46 pm	Say..... Say..... This is fun.... all of you take this now.... magndoodle 91% tatasmasgrandes 87% How compatible with me are YOU? (Comment on this)
Friday, January 23rd, 2009
6:48 am	LJ whorin... Check this out... apparently it's all real... I'm not sure...???? (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
3:05 am	BHS pride, yo Check this out... Apparently, Newsweek thinks I went to a good High School. What in the @%!$ happened to me then? Where did I mess up? Check out #13.... ahhhh yeah babe....What the hell?!Even more insane... my old superintendent is Mike Riley, and there's an article about him. And that chick on the cover, yeah that's Jasmin Haggen, I know her... what in the hell is goin on? Say Whaaa?!Instead of going to college, they're bringing college to them... Crazy shit... (Comment on this)
Monday, January 19th, 2009
10:13 pm	Last night I got trashed Last night I got trashed, and loved it. As of late, I've been sippin on dem OE 800s. I'm ghetto. The best part is, you get plastered for a mere 5 bucks, that and brass monkeys taste like creamsicles. Yuuummm. Anyway, After say about 3, I remember nothing, and for some reason, it makes me smile. Apparently, I passed out on my bed, and in the process, locked Brad and everyone else out. Chris says he pounded on my door furiously for a few minutes around 4, hahahah, yeeeah right I heard that. The best of waking up the morning after, was listening to all the stories of myself from the night before, and having no recollection of it at all. I love it. Eventhough I'm smiling, I was told I talk a lot, and that's scary. I hope I didn't say anything I'll regret... afterall, alcohol is the truth serum. Haven't heard of anything like that, but I'm sure everyone is snickering at me behind my back. :) Eeeeek.I just had my meeting with the RD. I bitched at her for implying I was an alcoholic, and that beer is a part of my everyday life. I scared her and she quit with the uber bitch questioning. Yeah, that was fun, Jenee is proud of me. Anyway, it's time for a nap, so I can start this all over again :) (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 18th, 2009
7:01 pm	NO!!!! You Can't Live with Josh! I can't believe the number of people that are opposed to me living off campus next year. That was crazy go nuts. It's pretty damn flattering, considering my HOT RA is one of the most strongly opposed. Maybe I just have nerdy dorm friends :), but they really hate the idea of me living off campus. My dad didn't really respond to the idea of saving money while I live off campus much either. I wonder what he's thinkin right now, with me contemplating not living at home this summer.I wanna be out on my own... anything wrong with that? Apparently there is... (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 17th, 2009
3:31 pm	You've been warned... Where to start... Who knows... I guess I'll just recap my life as of late. Midterms blow ass, but we all know that. I got a 90% on my architecture midterm, I was pretty excited after that, but the excited slowly dissapated thereafter. Whoops. I swear, I need to pull this quarter back together. The credits went up... the amount of work went up... the amount of drinking and partying did as well. Yeah, that totally sucks. I've been draggin ass in school, that is assuming I make it to class. I'm baffled, I've probably skipped my econ lectures than I've gone to, yet, I have helped everyone with their econ that have came to me for some help. I was even dubbed the econ master... yet, I botch pro-cyclical and counter-cyclical variables on the midterm and do relatively shitty compared to my class. Damnit. Yup... think it through... high rate of unemployment is a sign of a prosperous economy. I blew through that one and it sucked. Moving on. I cannot skip math ever again. I cannot constantly get raped by Dr. T's midterms. Only if Di and Rachelle could help me out. Crap crap crap. ...I just need to help myself out, it just seems like I'm really good at helping everyone but myself. Acutally, a bright note in math, I was pleased with myself about this, I passed my derivative skills test. Took me both attempts to do so, but that .4 NOT missing from my final grade looks good. This week, I have a crapload to take care of, arch midterm, math midterm, econ quiz, as well as schedule an appointment with the superbitch- err... the RD about thursday night. Ahhhh yes... thursday night. They finally caught me. According to Jenee, they've been trying to nail me all year long. Yup... I had just cracked open a beer and cockmonger caught me. I had to pour out 17 beers... one by one... it was the most depressing thing ever. With every beer, went a tear. *sniff sniff* It's only 10 bucks worth the beer... no prob. They also said I need to get rid of my empty bottles... ppfffffffftt, yea fuckin right. Those took a long time, and they look awesome. Hah... well, I still got the better deal. Cause I still got drunk that night and I still have, well had, all of my wine, mixers and hard a. And even better, Des restocked me! Oh yea, that was fun. Anyway, now I have to go talk to the RD, listen to her talk at me about drinking, while she tries to make me incriminate myself. After that, I get to go to the cool alcohol class and get paid. Haaaaa... get caught, lose 10 bucks in beer, and make back 80 in surveys. Huh... What a deal. :) Yeah, that'll just replenish my fridge for a while. Perhaps... fund a kegger ;) I'm still workin on that one people. On to other stuff in my life... I have this roommate, and he's a real bum. You know the stanky guy that chills infront of the computer all day. Yeah, he should get slapped more often. Homeboy forgot his girl's birthday. It's either that or he didn't go to her room to say happy birthday until 10:30 that night, after both Chad and I told him needs to do something. Yeah... good one brad, I had to listen to Becca complain about you. PUNT!!!Yeah, you deserve that one. I just don't understand how you forget, or just fail to do something. Especially after 14, 15 months.... Brad, you're a nob. Ahhhh well... we still like you bendejo... not sure why though. Maybe it's cause you formulate these uber retarded ideas for work... and pretend you're serious... like... standing on the freeway shoulder, selling cool lemonade to people, waiting in traffic. You were pretending right? I hope so, cause I know I'd swerve on over and take out your little stand hombre. Lets not all rip on brad... I mean afterall... he is Brad... isn;t that punishment enough? :P Tomorrow morning, I have to begin registering for classes and I'm not really sure what I'm going to do. Help me people. This is what I got so far: -Comparative religion, I really want this one, and have since I got here. -Accounting, I need it for the business school. Now from here, I need help... I want to take 15-17 credits, but I don't know what to take. I can take dinosaurs, that'd be fun, but I also want to finally take spanish again. But like every other quarter, it's going to be a challenge to get in those puny ass classes. And sorry Des... 8:30 ain't gonna work for me. I have yet to go to my three 8:30 lectures this quarter in any given week, let alone, 5 classes in the fall when it's cold and still dark out. I'll be in beeeeeeed :) *******MEG CAME OVER!!!!!!!!! Had to take a break!!!!************* Yeah, screw that registration crap... I have to do in less than 5 hours. Bleh. Too lazy/tired to proof read. I'm done. I'll get back to y'alls later. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 16th, 2009
1:10 pm	I'm workin on it... I swear, I really do want to post stuff on here, and I have a shitload to tell y'alls. But I swear, I never have any free time to just sit down and type out my thoughts. No bragging here, it kind of sucks actually. Anyway... must get on with my night. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 15th, 2009
8:20 am	I'm losing my virginity!!!!! Yup.... no longer a LiveJournal virgin... I had LJ sex with tatasmasgrandes!!!!!!!! (Comment on this)