urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m Post_Mortem Post_Mortem harry.puker@gmail.com Post_Mortem 2021-11-25T10:54:57Z 2021-11-25T10:54:57Z urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:55365 2021-11-25T10:54:00 2021-11-25T10:54:00 2021-11-25T10:54:57Z 2021-11-25T10:54:57Z Ingus Baušķenieks smejas pēdējais. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:55080 2021-01-25T23:03:00 2021-01-25T23:03:00 2021-01-25T23:04:15Z 2021-01-25T23:04:15Z Priekšspēle - nopirsties. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:54984 2020-06-05T23:38:00 2020-06-05T23:38:00 2020-06-05T22:42:17Z 2020-06-05T22:42:17Z Mana cieņa ir jānopelna. Es sievas meitas uzvārdu uz manējo tālruņa kontaktos nomainīju tikai pēc 3 gadiem. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:54779 2019-06-11T15:44:00 2019-06-11T15:44:00 2019-06-11T14:45:00Z 2019-06-11T14:45:00Z Tu tiešām šo vēl lasi? Peņpunkti Tev. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:54415 2019-05-31T16:07:00 2019-05-31T16:07:00 2019-05-31T15:07:57Z 2019-05-31T15:07:57Z Cik reizes dienā Tu kakā? Esmu konstatējis, ka gadiem ejot es to daru ar vien biežāk un biežāk. Patīkami. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:54024 2018-01-16T18:58:00 2018-01-16T18:58:00 2018-01-16T18:58:42Z 2018-01-16T18:58:42Z Šorīt aizmirsu iesmērēt dezodorantu.<br /><br />Visu dienu smirdu virsū kolēģiem. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:53922 2014-04-16T17:12:00 2014-04-16T17:12:00 2014-04-16T16:13:32Z 2014-04-16T16:13:32Z Nekā personīga, bet Tu esi lohs. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:53585 2014-03-07T14:20:00 2014-03-07T14:20:00 2014-03-07T14:21:10Z 2014-03-07T14:21:10Z Single serving murder urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:53340 2013-02-23T11:41:00 2013-02-23T11:41:00 2013-02-23T11:41:27Z 2013-02-23T11:41:27Z Coroners have found traces of horse meet in Reeva Steenkamp's blood samples. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:53162 2011-09-28T09:12:00 2011-09-28T09:12:00 2011-09-28T08:12:19Z 2011-09-28T08:12:19Z Suicide vs. Seaside urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:52798 2011-09-25T21:26:00 2011-09-25T21:26:00 2011-09-25T20:27:03Z 2011-09-25T20:27:03Z Dead baby jokes never grow old.<br /><br />Dead babies never grow old. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:52691 2011-07-24T00:14:00 2011-07-24T00:14:00 2011-07-23T23:14:48Z 2011-07-23T23:14:48Z Tiger's morning Wood. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:52398 2011-06-29T21:51:00 2011-06-29T21:51:00 2011-06-29T20:51:52Z 2011-06-29T20:51:52Z I like my humour like I like my slaves. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:52081 2011-02-08T08:02:00 2011-02-08T08:02:00 2011-02-08T08:02:56Z 2011-02-08T08:02:56Z Teenage zombies say: "Breeeeeasts!" urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:51810 2011-02-03T09:34:00 2011-02-03T09:34:00 2011-02-03T09:34:52Z 2011-02-03T09:34:52Z Mayonemesis urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:51606 2011-01-28T19:38:00 2011-01-28T19:38:00 2011-01-28T17:38:54Z 2011-01-28T17:38:54Z Dievinu Kiviča presīti. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:51381 2011-01-21T14:34:00 2011-01-21T14:34:00 2011-01-21T14:35:01Z 2011-01-21T14:35:01Z Yes offence urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:51113 2011-01-14T10:00:00 2011-01-14T10:00:00 2011-01-14T10:00:23Z 2011-01-14T10:00:23Z Ahoi, Bebra kungs! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:50789 2011-01-13T12:04:00 2011-01-13T12:04:00 2011-01-13T12:04:36Z 2011-01-13T12:04:36Z Es twitteri izgudroju 2003. gadā, bet wikipedia stūrgalvīgi apgalvo, ka tas izgudrots 2006. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:50586 2011-01-13T12:01:00 2011-01-13T12:01:00 2011-01-13T12:01:23Z 2011-01-13T12:01:23Z Jā, kur ir palicis Birkavs? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:50302 2011-01-13T11:34:00 2011-01-13T11:34:00 2011-01-13T11:35:03Z 2011-01-13T11:35:03Z Kad kādu laiku nav bijis seksa - nākas to aizvietot ar diršanu. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:49991 2010-12-31T11:26:00 2010-12-31T11:26:00 2010-12-31T11:27:21Z 2010-12-31T11:27:21Z <img src="http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/axe-wound.jpg"> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:49879 2009-06-29T13:58:00 2009-06-29T13:58:00 2009-06-29T06:00:07Z 2009-06-29T06:00:07Z Tā gaidpilnā sajūta, kad Tu esi nopirdies sabiedriskā vietā un cerīgi skaties vai kāds nāk Tavā virzienā... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:49411 2008-11-19T15:10:00 2008-11-19T15:10:00 2008-11-19T13:10:40Z 2008-11-19T13:10:40Z - Ты слышал, меня президентом избрали!<br />Секретарь:<br />- Слышал. Поздравляю, господин президент!<br />- Столько работы впереди... Ну ничего, в субботу отдохну...<br />- Суббота у вас рабочий день.<br />- Хмм... А воскресенье?<br />- Тоже рабочий.<br />- Так это что выходит - на праздниках отдохну?<br />- На праздниках вы тоже будете работать.<br />- Почему?<br />- Потому что вы негр, господин президент. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:p_m:49253 2008-08-16T02:47:00 2008-08-16T02:47:00 2008-08-15T23:44:50Z 2008-08-15T23:44:50Z Neizgulēties, nepaēst un nedaudz iedzert ir ļoti izdevīgi. Var noreibt, ietaupot naudu uz alkoholu, pārtiku un gultas veļu.