(no subject)

Jun. 11th, 2019 | 03:44 pm

Tu tiešām šo vēl lasi? Peņpunkti Tev.

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(no subject)

May. 31st, 2019 | 04:07 pm

Cik reizes dienā Tu kakā? Esmu konstatējis, ka gadiem ejot es to daru ar vien biežāk un biežāk. Patīkami.

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(no subject)

Jan. 16th, 2018 | 06:58 pm

Šorīt aizmirsu iesmērēt dezodorantu.

Visu dienu smirdu virsū kolēģiem.

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(no subject)

Apr. 16th, 2014 | 05:12 pm

Nekā personīga, bet Tu esi lohs.

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(no subject)

Mar. 7th, 2014 | 02:20 pm

Single serving murder

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(no subject)

Feb. 23rd, 2013 | 11:41 am

Coroners have found traces of horse meet in Reeva Steenkamp's blood samples.

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(no subject)

Sep. 28th, 2011 | 09:12 am

Suicide vs. Seaside

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(no subject)

Sep. 25th, 2011 | 09:26 pm

Dead baby jokes never grow old.

Dead babies never grow old.

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(no subject)

Jul. 24th, 2011 | 12:14 am

Tiger's morning Wood.

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(no subject)

Jun. 29th, 2011 | 09:51 pm

I like my humour like I like my slaves.

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(no subject)

Feb. 8th, 2011 | 08:02 am

Teenage zombies say: "Breeeeeasts!"

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(no subject)

Feb. 3rd, 2011 | 09:34 am

Mayonemesis

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(no subject)

Jan. 28th, 2011 | 07:38 pm

Dievinu Kiviča presīti.

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(no subject)

Jan. 21st, 2011 | 02:34 pm

Yes offence

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(no subject)

Jan. 14th, 2011 | 10:00 am

Ahoi, Bebra kungs!

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Netaisnība

Jan. 13th, 2011 | 12:04 pm

Es twitteri izgudroju 2003. gadā, bet wikipedia stūrgalvīgi apgalvo, ka tas izgudrots 2006.

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(no subject)

Jan. 13th, 2011 | 12:01 pm

Jā, kur ir palicis Birkavs?

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(no subject)

Jan. 13th, 2011 | 11:34 am

Kad kādu laiku nav bijis seksa - nākas to aizvietot ar diršanu.

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(no subject)

Dec. 31st, 2010 | 11:26 am

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(no subject)

Jun. 29th, 2009 | 01:58 pm

Tā gaidpilnā sajūta, kad Tu esi nopirdies sabiedriskā vietā un cerīgi skaties vai kāds nāk Tavā virzienā...

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