Britain: Iceland are you crazy?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.

Iceland: What ? That's what you asked for isn't it ?

Britain: NO! We said cash! Cash you dyslexic idiot. CASH!

Iceland: Woooops...

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To the British and Dutch Governments: There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is ...