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I have a gun. 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Who's there? To. To who? To whom.<aside class="tail"></aside></h3></a><div class="vote" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; width: 730px; align-items: center; transition: opacity 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; justify-content: flex-end;"><a href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/128-knock-knock-who-s-there-to-to-who-to-whom" class="text-post-link" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"></a><a class="a" href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/128/like" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(169, 75, 18); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><span class="material-icons up" style="box-sizing: inherit; font-family: &quot;Material Icons&quot;; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1; display: inline-block; white-space: nowrap; overflow-wrap: normal; direction: ltr; 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touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><h3 class="content" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; font-family: inherit; font-weight: 300; line-height: 1.1; color: inherit; font-size: 12px; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 240); padding: 16px; border-radius: 4px; position: relative; transition: background-color 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;">Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.<aside class="tail"></aside></h3></a><div class="vote" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; width: 730px; align-items: center; transition: opacity 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; justify-content: flex-end;"><a href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/130-whats-green-and-has-wheels-grass-i-lied-about-the-wheels" class="text-post-link" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"></a><a class="a" href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/130/like" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(169, 75, 18); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><span class="material-icons up" style="box-sizing: inherit; font-family: &quot;Material Icons&quot;; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1; display: inline-block; white-space: nowrap; overflow-wrap: normal; direction: ltr; font-feature-settings: &quot;liga&quot;; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; color: green; margin-right: 4px;">thumb_up</span></a><a class="a" href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/130/dislike" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(169, 75, 18); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><span class="material-icons down" style="box-sizing: inherit; font-family: &quot;Material Icons&quot;; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1; display: inline-block; white-space: nowrap; overflow-wrap: normal; direction: ltr; font-feature-settings: &quot;liga&quot;; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; color: rgb(173, 59, 59);">thumb_down</span></a><span class="value p">+16,188</span></div></div><div class="text-post tpid-126 col-xs-12" style="box-sizing: inherit; position: relative; min-height: 1px; padding-right: 0.9375rem; padding-left: 0.9375rem; float: left; width: 760px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 32px;"><a href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/126-q-what-is-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-a-red-paint" class="text-post-link" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><h3 class="content" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; font-family: inherit; font-weight: 300; line-height: 1.1; color: inherit; font-size: 12px; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 240); padding: 16px; border-radius: 4px; position: relative; transition: background-color 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;">Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.<aside class="tail"></aside></h3></a><div class="vote" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; width: 730px; align-items: center; transition: opacity 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; justify-content: flex-end;"><a href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/126-q-what-is-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-a-red-paint" class="text-post-link" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"></a><a class="a" href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/126/like" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(169, 75, 18); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><span class="material-icons up" style="box-sizing: inherit; font-family: &quot;Material Icons&quot;; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1; display: inline-block; white-space: nowrap; overflow-wrap: normal; direction: ltr; font-feature-settings: &quot;liga&quot;; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; color: green; margin-right: 4px;">thumb_up</span></a><a class="a" href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/126/dislike" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(169, 75, 18); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><span class="material-icons down" style="box-sizing: inherit; font-family: &quot;Material Icons&quot;; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1; display: inline-block; white-space: nowrap; overflow-wrap: normal; direction: ltr; font-feature-settings: &quot;liga&quot;; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s; color: rgb(173, 59, 59);">thumb_down</span></a><span class="value p">+17,713</span></div></div><div class="text-post tpid-108 col-xs-12" style="box-sizing: inherit; position: relative; min-height: 1px; padding-right: 0.9375rem; padding-left: 0.9375rem; float: left; width: 760px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 32px;"><a href="http://www.anti-joke.com/posts/108-how-do-you-confuse-a-blond-paint-yourself-green-and-throw-forks-at-her" class="text-post-link" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); text-decoration-line: none; touch-action: manipulation; transition: all 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;"><h3 class="content" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5rem; font-family: inherit; font-weight: 300; line-height: 1.1; color: inherit; font-size: 12px; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 240); padding: 16px; border-radius: 4px; position: relative; transition: background-color 225ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0, 0.2, 1) 0s;">How do you confuse a blond? 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