What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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