Cirmuļa atklāsmes - an extract from a chat:

- Yeah, you've got a really nice name.
- Thanks. I would have preferred Wolfgang, but whatever.
- Erm... what kind of music do you like?
- Something about death.
- ...?
- Like death metal. Or death house. Or death pop. Like Enrique Iglesias.
- So, er... what do you like?
- .
- Well, er... in general... just... anything...
- I like heavy metal pens. And rusty chains. I like wet concrete floors. And if I imagine you and all those things used on you, I feel just about happy.
- Oh... right... Oh, hey, you know, I've gotta go now, I 'ave to... er... wash... the... bathroom...
- Fine. I have to go to school anyway.