Viegli Aizvainojams

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:47:46 GMT

So far vee haf failed to ascertain why anyting came to exeest vithout eentroducing religion een some form. I believe I haf reached zee empirical conclusion.

— Hans Dirti

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:38:51 GMT

A most useful Philosophy resource

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:36:54 GMT

Noted Australian writer and famed koala bear breeder Panpandie Birdwood-Boongala has written a book on Confucius entitled 'Hardly Known and Pretty Much Almost Forgotten Sayings by The Chinese Master Known as Confucius.'

Some of the sayings found in the book include: "Confucius say never, ever under any circumstances pet an adult aligator no matter how nice and friendly he may seem," "Confucius say do not ever tell a woman that she forgot to shave one of her legs, even if she did," and (for male teens) "Confucius say do not stick fruit, such as apples, pomegranates, guavas, mandarin oranges, papayas, bananas, apricots, or mangoes in your ears in order to impress a young impressionable girl."

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:35:24 GMT

Outside of the Tyson Processing Plant in Springdale Arkansas, a chicken was spotted crossing the road. Philosophers from the nearby University of Arkansas, who were dining at a nearby restaurant, witnessed the event and demanded to know "why?" Chicken