urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:muitaViegli AizvainojamsViegli AizvainojamsViegli Aizvainojamsdabas@untu.msViegli Aizvainojams2008-11-14T18:28:26Z2008-11-14T18:28:26Zurn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:muita:14992008-11-14T19:47:002008-11-14T19:47:002008-11-14T17:48:24Z2008-11-14T17:48:24Z<blockquote>So far vee haf failed to ascertain why anyting came to exeest vithout eentroducing religion een some form. I believe I haf reached zee empirical conclusion.</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: right;">— Hans Dirti</p>urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:muita:11632008-11-14T19:38:002008-11-14T19:38:002008-11-14T17:40:30Z2008-11-14T17:40:30Z<a href="http://philosophyforkids.com/">A most useful Philosophy resource</a>urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:muita:9802008-11-14T19:36:002008-11-14T19:36:002008-11-14T17:36:54Z2008-11-14T17:36:54ZNoted Australian writer and famed koala bear breeder Panpandie Birdwood-Boongala has written a book on Confucius entitled 'Hardly Known and Pretty Much Almost Forgotten Sayings by The Chinese Master Known as Confucius.'<br /><br />Some of the sayings found in the book include: "Confucius say never, ever under any circumstances pet an adult aligator no matter how nice and friendly he may seem," "Confucius say do not ever tell a woman that she forgot to shave one of her legs, even if she did," and (for male teens) "Confucius say do not stick fruit, such as apples, pomegranates, guavas, mandarin oranges, papayas, bananas, apricots, or mangoes in your ears in order to impress a young impressionable girl."urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:muita:7352008-11-14T19:35:002008-11-14T19:35:002008-11-14T18:28:26Z2008-11-14T18:28:26ZOutside of the Tyson Processing Plant in Springdale Arkansas, <b><u>a chicken</u></b> was spotted crossing the road. Philosophers from the nearby University of Arkansas, who were dining at a nearby restaurant, witnessed the event and demanded to know "why?" <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken"><b>Chicken</b></a>