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Wed, Jul. 13th, 2005, 03:53 am

TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Eployee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Thu, Feb. 10th, 2005, 12:22 am

neviens jau to nezin, taču cūkas māk kāpt kokos, kā arī lidot.

Tue, Nov. 30th, 2004, 12:35 am

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004, 11:05 pm

Claim your life, learn to be an asshole!

Thu, Sep. 23rd, 2004, 01:03 am
pizika taa teikt

Albert Einstein
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

Mon, Sep. 20th, 2004, 11:14 pm
kapitaalistu cuukas

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Fri, Sep. 3rd, 2004, 12:21 am


Mon, Aug. 23rd, 2004, 11:21 pm
ak dies!

tikko uzzinaaju ka pikachu ir veel zemaaka forma -> pichu, taatad vinsh paartop no pichu uz pikachu un tad uz raichu! ak dies visu sho laiku esmu dziivojis nepareizos uzskatos, visa mana pasaule nu ir sagriezusies kaajaam gaisaa! aarpraats!