Life is like toilet paper:long and usefull.

urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija Life is like toilet paper:long and usefull. mazaemilija mazaemilija mazaemilija@inbox.lv mazaemilija 2005-12-14T19:15:28Z 2005-12-14T19:15:28Z ehh...:) man jau ar gribaas parunaat ar Santu :) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:6759 2005-12-14T21:13:00 2005-12-14T21:13:00 2005-12-14T19:15:28Z 2005-12-14T19:15:28Z <table width="500" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;"><tr><td><img src="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif">Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I stole <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=joriks'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/joriks/'>joriks</a>'s purse (-30 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=snadis'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/snadis/'>snadis</a> and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I helped <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=kiskinja'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/kiskinja/'>kiskinja</a> see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-77 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! <blockquote>Sincerely, MazaEmilija</blockquote></td></tr></table> <form action="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/">Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:<input type="text" name="uname" size="20"><input type="submit" value="Write Santa!"></form> pieredze urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:6484 2005-08-18T10:11:00 2005-08-18T10:11:00 2005-08-18T07:13:50Z 2005-08-18T07:13:50Z 2- gadu pieredze ņemšanās procesā pietiekama izgliītības prasme visās jomās un aspektos. ja kaut kas , kaut kaadaa veidā nav skaidrs, tad ir iespēja iegūt diplomu sabiedrisko attiecību sfētā un ir iespējas skrieties ar zirgiem par taalaakiem jautaajumies pārākuma ideju vārdā, jāgriežas ap sevi un jāpietupjās, ja ne tā, tad zvanīt gadījumos, ja nekas nav iespējams, pēc iespējas ātrāk no savārdošanas brīža. par neskaidrajiem jautājumiem griezties pie manis ass before use urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:6383 2005-08-17T19:17:00 2005-08-17T19:17:00 2005-08-17T16:18:21Z 2005-08-17T16:18:21Z no dziesmiņas shake, shake, shake before use un dziesmas shake that ass kopā sanāk Shake, Shake, Shake that ass before use :) o shitaaa nenocietos es ar, ja jau joriks un snadis :) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:6082 2005-04-04T20:16:00 2005-04-04T20:16:00 2005-04-04T17:17:14Z 2005-04-04T17:17:14Z <table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> <tr><td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"> Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male</td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!</td></tr></table> <div align="center"> <a href="http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/">What Gender Is Your Brain?</a> </div> aapjaaac...:D urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:5882 2005-03-09T18:41:00 2005-03-09T18:41:00 2005-03-09T16:41:41Z 2005-03-09T16:41:41Z huh...kas tik nenotiek... cilveekiem jaunaakiem par 18 labaak neskatiities :P <a href="http://www.vike-freiberga.com">http://www.vike-freiberga.com</a> rrrrrr...ko tik nesadariiis informatikas stundaa... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:5543 2005-03-07T11:23:00 2005-03-07T11:23:00 2005-03-07T09:25:49Z 2005-03-07T09:25:49Z <a href="http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/">http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/</a> <a href="http://abfhm.free.fr/basket.htm">http://abfhm.free.fr/basket.htm</a> <a href="http://fcmx.net/vec/v.php?i=003702">http://fcmx.net/vec/v.php?i=003702</a> <a href="http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html">http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html</a> <a href="http://www.ydalir.de/pics/satan.jpg">http://www.ydalir.de/pics/satan.jpg</a> <a href="http://pazeme.lv/hilarious/">http://pazeme.lv/hilarious/</a> <a href="http://cooler.irk.ru/pic20/evaq.html">http://cooler.irk.ru/pic20/evaq.html</a> <a href="http://selfdestruct.net/kitties/">http://selfdestruct.net/kitties/</a> temats jau nav obligaats urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:5207 2005-02-21T09:59:00 2005-02-21T09:59:00 2005-02-21T08:17:50Z 2005-02-21T08:17:50Z vai maz ir jel kaada jeega sapnjot par lietaam, kas nu nekad nevareetu piepildiities? varbuut labaak nevajag, lai peec tam veelaak nav vilshanaas par to, ka patieisiibaa esi nekam dziivee nederiigs, ja jau nevari piepildiit savus sapnjus... Nee, vaardi "nekam nederiigs" nav paaraak stipri teikts...! māksla :) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:4667 2005-01-11T20:48:00 2005-01-11T20:48:00 2005-01-11T18:56:35Z 2005-01-11T18:56:35Z man bija labs pozētājs :) <img src="http://snadis.netparks.lv/pictures/ausss.GIF"> yaaaaaap.... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:4356 2004-12-16T09:59:00 2004-12-16T09:59:00 2004-12-16T07:59:37Z 2004-12-16T07:59:37Z Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. Albert Einstein urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:4255 2004-12-16T09:49:00 2004-12-16T09:49:00 2004-12-16T07:54:17Z 2004-12-16T07:54:17Z ak tu vai... pēdējais ieraksts man pirms 7 nedēļām, tas tā kā padaudz... gandrīz divi mēneši! laikam nebija laika un diez vai tagad būs. Ir kādreiz jel jums tā bijis, kad vienkārši ir tā sajūta, kad IR. Guli un IR, aizej uz virtuvi un IR, atsperies gūltā, lai aizsniegtu griestus un tik un tā IR, arī atspiezjoties pret palodzi un ārā pa logu arī IR... paldies Tev, ka IR :) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:3401 2004-10-28T09:06:00 2004-10-28T09:06:00 2004-10-28T06:11:02Z 2004-10-28T06:11:02Z taa kaa man nu taa...patiik reizeem izlasiitaas graamatas paarlasiit origjinaalvalodaa, tad vakar pavisam nejaushi uzduuros lapai <a href="http://www.bibliomania.com">http://www.bibliomania.com</a> . sameklee autoru un pieejamie darbi! no sajuusmas bezmazvai paleecos...Dzheka Londona "baltais Ilknis" ariii...iii..."Maartinjsh IIdens", aij pat paluudzu mammai darbaa izprinteet :) zin kaa leetaak sanaa uz darba reekjina printeet :))) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:3093 2004-10-24T19:14:00 2004-10-24T19:14:00 2004-10-24T16:14:18Z 2004-10-24T16:14:18Z cik gan daudzas reizes naakas apzinaaties, ka ir tik daudzi cilveeki, kuriem tu esi svariigs...uztraucaas par tevi, ruupeejaas utt. utjp., bet ko dariit, ja tas viss saak kljuut mokoshi? n-tie telefona zvani ar jautaajumu°: "Kur esi, cikos buusi, nu jaa es jau tikai paintereseejos!" nezinu tracina...rodas taada sajuuta, ka tas vinjiem ir vienkaarshi pieradums, atkariiba, no veelmes zinaat par mani visu...! ekk, bet varbuut tieshaam vinji uztraucas... aij....bet nu protams visaa var atrast pozitiivo, gribeetos man jel tagad zelta zivtinjju, taa vareetu bonusa punktus kraat! :) autch...:) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:3034 2004-09-29T21:12:00 2004-09-29T21:12:00 2004-09-29T18:13:35Z 2004-09-29T18:13:35Z <table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1073787582" method="POST"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000">What kind of female vampire are you? by <a href="http://www.xanga.com/bondageboulevard">justme19</a></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Your name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="Your name" value="Vita" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="armored_username" value="MazaEmilija" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Your moon phase:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">You don't have one. You turn vampire randomly. Sometimes you're normal, sometimes you're not.</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">You are a:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">Best Vampire- you put good name to the vampire. You are vicious, cunning, and sly. No one can resist your charm, replace your talent, or have as many feedings as you do. You are the top vampire, and every other vampire looks up to you.</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">You will turn vampire in this many days:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">15</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Your first victim will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">Tommy Lee</td></tr><input type="hidden" name="un" value="justme19"><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1073787582"><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><a href="http://memegen.net/">Quiz created with MemeGen</a>!</td></tr></form></table> tad taa luuk....patiesiibaaa es reizeem esmu vampiirs.....:) bet tomijs liii :D weee...to gan es negribeetu! aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......:) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:2661 2004-09-28T11:33:00 2004-09-28T11:33:00 2004-09-28T08:32:14Z 2004-09-28T08:32:14Z saaku justies, kaa engjeliitis, kuram pieaug spaarinji, laij vareetu pacelties gaisaa...gaisaa no laimes un priekiem...es lidoju augshaaaaaaaa.....ceru, ka ne viena..:) bes temata urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:2254 2004-09-16T13:49:00 2004-09-16T13:49:00 2004-09-16T10:56:01Z 2004-09-16T10:56:01Z njaaa...seezju un gaidu lekciju...vienu pashu, veeders ir pilnsar kebabu, ko eediiju kopaa ar snadis un joriks, tad jau var seedet + man veel ir Skittles CrazySour :P tjip zaljajaa pacinjaa, dazjas palikushas, bet tomeer...man dikti garsho...! plus veel pie taa visa ieliidu paspeeleet mafiju ieksh chat.118.lv #mafgame ! TIIK sen nebija speeleets, respektiivi kopsh vasaras saakshanaas...nu jaa, tas bija tas, ko gribeejaas pateikt! liidz lekcijai veel 30 min, un kaa jums shkjiet es paspeeeshu?m? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:1940 2004-09-10T12:41:00 2004-09-10T12:41:00 2004-09-10T09:39:14Z 2004-09-10T09:39:14Z <table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1064942874" method="POST"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000">What Makes You Sexy? by <a href="http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/acid_dream/">eva71</a></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Name/NickName</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="Name/NickName" value="mazaEmilija" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Gender</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="Gender" value="female" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Sexy Body Part Is</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">Your Ass</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">Special Talents Are</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">Kissing</td></tr><input type="hidden" name="un" value="eva71"><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1064942874"><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><a href="http://memegen.net/">Quiz created with MemeGen</a>!</td></tr></form></table> njamz....vismaz kaut kaads talanc man ir...:D urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:1728 2004-09-04T19:07:00 2004-09-04T19:07:00 2004-09-04T16:08:26Z 2004-09-04T16:08:26Z aaaaa... man ir sakodiita roka? diez ko tas vareetu noziimeet? :)))) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:1370 2004-08-31T21:11:00 2004-08-31T21:11:00 2004-08-31T18:22:26Z 2004-08-31T18:22:26Z njezin....tik daudz lietu un daudz kaa daraama...saaksies skola, tb LU :D aij, pat reizeem domaat negribaas, bet nu patiikami atkal satikt visus kursabiedrus un taa... Tikaij tikko secinaaju, ka pa visu vasaru neesmu neko iisti jeedziigu izdariijusi, visas dienas esmu pavadiijusi telpaas, resp. darbaa, sasmakushaa telpaa, kur bik smarzjo peec riepaam( es gan teiktu gumijas, bet biezji vien atrodas kaads, kursh visu paarprot :P). Taa luuk! Vasaru neesmu pilniibaa jutusi, no bruunaas aadas ar nav ne veests, jo juurmalaa esmu pavadiijusi labi ja 2 dienas, vakarus neskaitot, tajos nekaadu dizho zagaru nekjersi! aij..bik besiic maacaas visruu, njus nau pasaulee taisniibas...vienkaarshi nav! FUIJ FUIJ FUIJ Moraale visam taada, ka nau jeegas pa vasaru straadaat, taa naudinja neatsver taas izjuutas un priekus, ko sniedz vasara! :) pilniix marasms urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:1060 2004-08-29T09:08:00 2004-08-29T09:08:00 2004-08-29T06:16:18Z 2004-08-29T06:16:18Z sveetdiena...itka uz darbu nau jaaiet, un nau arii neviena aciimredzama trauceeklja, kas man neljautu guleet, ja nu vieniigi kjerkstoshs kakjis, bet tas jau sen vairs neskaitaas. Un atkal es esmu pieceelusies, respektiivi maximums, ko es varu noguleet ir liidz pl. 8.30 un taa jau nez kuro riitu! Vot pasakiet, kur logjika? a guleet gribaas tiiiik ljoti, ka uz pusdienslaika pusi tiiri vaij pliistu nost. Nu neko, vismaz es tikshu pie tukshas vannasistabas un nomazgaashos, kaa nekaa sveetdienas riits, kad paareejie maajas iemiitnieki riita stundas veel izmanto guleeshanai...:P urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:884 2004-08-27T22:02:00 2004-08-27T22:02:00 2004-08-27T19:27:32Z 2004-08-27T19:27:32Z <table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"><form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1061433844" method="POST"><tr><th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000">are you sexy? by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/ibejeska">jeska</a></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">your name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="your name" value="Vita" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">do YOU think you are?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="do YOU think you are?" value="oh yeah :D" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">male/female?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"><input type="text" name="male/female?" value="female" size="20"></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">on a scale from 1-10 you are a</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">9</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">other people say you are</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">O.K. </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;">your sex appeal will last til</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;">April 5, 2032</td></tr><input type="hidden" name="un" value="jeska"><input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1061433844"><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"><a href="http://memegen.net/">Quiz created with MemeGen</a>!</td></tr></form></table> njaa, par shito jau man sen gribeejaas zinaat...un ko jel noziimee sexiigs? :D tagad zinu.:) tas laijkam taa priecee... gan jau urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:570 2004-08-17T21:19:00 2004-08-17T21:19:00 2004-08-17T18:23:21Z 2004-08-17T18:23:21Z kapeec nevienam nekas nepatiik, visi ir muuzhdien par kaut ko neapmierinaati, laij kaa arii censtos.....ghhhhh....... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:mazaemilija:458 2004-08-15T22:49:00 2004-08-15T22:49:00 2004-08-15T19:48:31Z 2004-08-15T19:48:31Z ja vien es te kaut ko saprastu! :P