ne jau es..

- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris died two years ago. Death is just to scared to tell him. :D