Between 2 countries..

My name is Kristine, and I’m 16 years old. In my spare time I usually play football and play with my retarded friends. I’m retarded too, but not as much as my friends. Stine is the most retarded of them. She loves to eat grass, especially potatoes. I do to, but don’t tell anyone. To be honest, I don’t like milk. I rather drink Smirnoff and red, red whine.

I have a quite sexy friend too. Her name is Linn Cecilie, and she is pretty awesome. She is the greatest girl I know, and she is very kind. She loves everyone, and everyone loves her. But she has a sucky friend. Lisa… Lisa is fat and eats all the time. She is extremely unhealthy and only eats fast food. I don’t understand why Linn is hanging out with her, but what the hell. Lisa sucks.
This is all my friends. I’m a pretty unpopular person, and everybody hates me because I’m beautiful. I’m perfect. Why can’t everyone understand that? Fucking motherfuckers. I hate’em all.

I’m just kidding. Actually I’m a serious sport freak. All my spare time goes to training. Every day I train about two to three times. So, you probably understand that I’m not as fat as Lisa. I’m skinny. And I love dogs. I don’t have any dogs, but that’s only because mom don’t want any. But my sister got a dog. His name is HAMMY. He got his name Hammy because he is kind of a handicap. Sometimes she allows me to cuddle with him too. Once he was a small dog, but now he’s big.