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Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

    Time Event
    3:13p
    Liberastiskā Politkorektvārdnīca
    a woman - a person of gender
    actress - actor
    affliction - condition
    afro-american - african-american
    alien - relative
    alimony - back salary
    alive - temporarily metabolically abled
    angry - passionate
    animal trainer - interspecies communicator
    animals - non-human beings
    anti-abortion - pro-life
    argue - share
    argued - shared feelings
    arguing - sharing
    bad - different
    bald - comb-free
    bald - hair disadvantaged
    ballboy - ballchild
    barmaid - bar attendant
    beautiful - different
    belief - tentative inclination
    bisexual - sexually non-preferential
    blind - visually challenged
    blow one's nose - deal with one's handkerchief
    body odor - nondiscretionary fragrance
    boring - charm-free
    boy - oppressor-to-be
    boyfriend - unpaid sex worker
    broken home - disfunctional family
    brotherhood - siblinghood
    bum - displaced homeowner
    cattle ranch - cattle concentration Camp
    certain - reasonably sure
    certainly - probably
    certainty - reasonable likelihood
    chairman - chairperson
    chicano - person of color
    cigarette smoking - assault with a deadly weapon
    clever - different
    closed - somewhat unopen
    clumsy - uniquely coordinated
    complain - share
    conservative - reactionary
    conservative - right wing extremist facist pig
    convict - ocially seperated
    corpse - nonliving person
    crazy - emotionally different
    dead people - disfunctional earth children
    dead - metabolically different
    deaf - aurally inconvenienced
    deaf - visually oriented
    deformed - special
    delicatessen - corpse farm
    devil - God's mischevious offspring
    dirty - consciousness expanding
    disability - special challenge
    disabled - differently abled
    disease - condition
    dish washer - utensil sanitizer
    dishonest - ethically disoriented
    disorganised - non-traditionally ordered
    dog - canine companion
    dominant - opressive
    dominate - opress
    dominated - opressed
    domination - opression
    doorman - access controller
    drooling drunk idiot - person on floor
    drug addict - chemically challenged
    drunk - spatially perplexed
    dumb - neuronically challenged
    economically exploited - differently advantaged
    egg ranch - hen rapery
    elderly - longer living
    european - Mutant Albino Global Minority
    evil - potentially good
    false teeth - alternative dentation
    false - seemingly not entirely correct
    farmer - exploiter of mother earth
    farming - exploiting mother earth
    fat - stout
    feminism - equitism
    feminist - equitist
    filthy - consciousness expanding
    fireman - firefighter
    fishing - raping the oceans
    foul - challenging
    freak - gift from God
    fur - dead animal skins
    gang - youth group
    genius - mentally different
    ghetto - pre-integrated pre-nirvana
    girl friday - assistant
    girl watching - street harassment
    girl - female person
    girlfriend - acquaintance rape survivor
    girlfriends - unpaid sex workers
    girls - young female persons
    gorgeous -. different
    graffiti - people's art
    grammar - ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language
    great - different
    hairdresser - hair stylist
    hamburger - seared mutillated animal flesh
    hate - dislike
    hates - dislikes
    he or she or it - h'orsh'it
    he - she
    hearing person - temporarily aurally abled
    heir - inheritron
    heiress - inheritron
    heroine - hero
    heterosexual - blatantly heterosexual
    history - his'n'herstory
    homeless - involuntarily undomiciled
    homosexual - gay
    honey - stolen nonhuman animal sweetener
    hopeless - stepping stone
    hostess - host
    housewife - domestic engineer
    housewife - homemaker
    humans - human animals
    hunter - bambi butcher
    hurricane - himmicane
    I - my humble self
    ignorance - alternative wisdom
    ignorant - differently wise
    illiterate - alternatively schooled
    illogical - differently logical
    immature - childlike
    impaired - challenged
    in fact - seemingly
    incompetent - of different interests
    inferior - different
    inmate - guest
    inmates - guests
    insane people - selectively perceptive
    insolvent - illiquid
    intellect - intuition
    intelligence - intuition
    intelligent - intuitive
    janitor - environmental hygienist
    jew - Jewish person
    judge - consider
    junkie - substance abuse survivor
    kid - young person
    kids - young people
    kinsmen - kin
    lazy - of different interests
    learning disability - self-paced cognitive ability
    leather - dead animal skins
    lesbian - gynocentric be-ing
    lesbianism - gynocentric be-ing
    liar - a person creative with the facts
    lie - constructive version of the facts
    literary criticism - lit crit
    logger - treeslayer
    lost - temporarily misoriented
    lover - spouse equivalent
    lovers - spouse equivalents
    lower classes - downtrodden
    lumberjack - tree butcher
    mad - challenging
    maid - house helper
    maiden name - family birth name
    mail man - person person
    mainstream - dominant culture
    malady - condition
    man-made - artificial
    man - person
    manageress - manager
    mankind-. . earth children
    mankind-. . humankind
    manly - womanly
    manpower - human resources
    marriage - legalised rape
    married - legally raping
    matron - supervisor
    meat - flesh
    men - bastards
    menstruate - femstruate
    mentally retarded. . . . . . . exceptional
    meter maid . . . . parking enforcement aduciator
    middleman - intermediary
    midget, dwarf - vertically challenged
    minority group numerically challenged group
    mistake - learning experience
    mistaken - differently opinioned
    moan - share
    Mr - Pn
    Mrs - Pn
    Ms - Pn
    mute - orally challenged
    negative - uninformed
    negro - African American
    negroes - African Americans
    negroid - African American
    newpaper - processed tree carcass
    newspapers - processed tree carcasses
    normal - blatently normal
    office boy - office assistant
    old joke - previously recounted humorous narrative
    old person - gerontologically advanced
    old - experientially enhanced
    paper - processed tree skeleton
    pathetic - unique
    patient - guest
    patients - guests
    pensioner - elder
    perverted - sexually dysfunctional
    pet rock - mineral companion
    pet - animal companion
    pets - animal companions
    philistine - disadvantaged person
    policeman - law enforcement officer
    politically correct - culturally sensitive
    poor - economically unprepared
    poor - economically exploited
    postman - postperson
    pregnant - parasitically oppressed
    pretty - different
    priestess - priest
    prisoner - guest of the correctional system
    prisoners - guests of the correctional system
    problem - task
    promiscuous - sexually active
    prostitute - sex care provider
    psychopath - socially misaligned person
    psychotic - socially misaligned
    race - ethnicity
    remedial - additional preparation
    right - hand man chief assistant
    rude - politically correct
    seamstress - seamstron
    seducer - seductron
    seductress - seductron
    seeress - seer
    seminar - ovarium
    severely crippled - involved
    sex change - gender reassignment
    shit - fertilizer
    shoplifter - non-traditional shopper
    short - vertically challenged
    sighted person - temporarily visually abled
    slave - enslaved person
    sloppy - non-traditionally ordered
    slum - economic opression zone (EOZ)
    snowman - snowperson
    sorcerer - sorceron
    sorceress - sorceron
    spendthrift - negative saver
    steak - scorched animal corpses
    stewardess - flight attendent
    stoned - chemically inconvenienced
    straw man - straw person
    stupid - neuronically challenged
    superior - different
    table - tree skeleton
    tall - vertically inconvenienced
    taxi driver - public passenger vehicle driver
    terrible - O. K
    The Establishment - White Power Elite
    trees - oxygen exchange units
    tribe - people
    ugly - cosmetically different
    underling - downtrodden
    unemployed - indefinitely idled
    used books - recycled books
    useless - unique
    value - relative value
    victim - survivor
    violence - passionate expression
    violent - passionate
    waiter - waitron
    waitress - waitron
    want - prefer on the whole
    war - mutually empowering shared experience
    whaler - blubber lover
    white male - oppressor
    white male - racist
    white person - racist
    white trash - PC unaware
    white - blatently white
    wild - free-roaming
    wino - substance abuse survivor
    women - wimmin
    wool - stolen nonhuman animal fibres
    workman - worker
    worse - somewhat less desirable
    worst - least best
    wrong - differently logical
    young girl - prewoman
    young girls - prewomen
    zoo - animalcatraz

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