kontra's Journal

Liberastiskā Politkorektvārdnīca
a woman - a person of gender
actress - actor
affliction - condition
afro-american - african-american
alien - relative
alimony - back salary
alive - temporarily metabolically abled
angry - passionate
animal trainer - interspecies communicator
animals - non-human beings
anti-abortion - pro-life
argue - share
argued - shared feelings
arguing - sharing
bad - different
bald - comb-free
bald - hair disadvantaged
ballboy - ballchild
barmaid - bar attendant
beautiful - different
belief - tentative inclination
bisexual - sexually non-preferential
blind - visually challenged
blow one's nose - deal with one's handkerchief
body odor - nondiscretionary fragrance
boring - charm-free
boy - oppressor-to-be
boyfriend - unpaid sex worker
broken home - disfunctional family
brotherhood - siblinghood
bum - displaced homeowner
cattle ranch - cattle concentration Camp
certain - reasonably sure
certainly - probably
certainty - reasonable likelihood
chairman - chairperson
chicano - person of color
cigarette smoking - assault with a deadly weapon
clever - different
closed - somewhat unopen
clumsy - uniquely coordinated
complain - share
conservative - reactionary
conservative - right wing extremist facist pig
convict - ocially seperated
corpse - nonliving person
crazy - emotionally different
dead people - disfunctional earth children
dead - metabolically different
deaf - aurally inconvenienced
deaf - visually oriented
deformed - special
delicatessen - corpse farm
devil - God's mischevious offspring
dirty - consciousness expanding
disability - special challenge
disabled - differently abled
disease - condition
dish washer - utensil sanitizer
dishonest - ethically disoriented
disorganised - non-traditionally ordered
dog - canine companion
dominant - opressive
dominate - opress
dominated - opressed
domination - opression
doorman - access controller
drooling drunk idiot - person on floor
drug addict - chemically challenged
drunk - spatially perplexed
dumb - neuronically challenged
economically exploited - differently advantaged
egg ranch - hen rapery
elderly - longer living
european - Mutant Albino Global Minority
evil - potentially good
false teeth - alternative dentation
false - seemingly not entirely correct
farmer - exploiter of mother earth
farming - exploiting mother earth
fat - stout
feminism - equitism
feminist - equitist
filthy - consciousness expanding
fireman - firefighter
fishing - raping the oceans
foul - challenging
freak - gift from God
fur - dead animal skins
gang - youth group
genius - mentally different
ghetto - pre-integrated pre-nirvana
girl friday - assistant
girl watching - street harassment
girl - female person
girlfriend - acquaintance rape survivor
girlfriends - unpaid sex workers
girls - young female persons
gorgeous -. different
graffiti - people's art
grammar - ethnocentric white patriarchal restructuring of language
great - different
hairdresser - hair stylist
hamburger - seared mutillated animal flesh
hate - dislike
hates - dislikes
he or she or it - h'orsh'it
he - she
hearing person - temporarily aurally abled
heir - inheritron
heiress - inheritron
heroine - hero
heterosexual - blatantly heterosexual
history - his'n'herstory
homeless - involuntarily undomiciled
homosexual - gay
honey - stolen nonhuman animal sweetener
hopeless - stepping stone
hostess - host
housewife - domestic engineer
housewife - homemaker
humans - human animals
hunter - bambi butcher
hurricane - himmicane
I - my humble self
ignorance - alternative wisdom
ignorant - differently wise
illiterate - alternatively schooled
illogical - differently logical
immature - childlike
impaired - challenged
in fact - seemingly
incompetent - of different interests
inferior - different
inmate - guest
inmates - guests
insane people - selectively perceptive
insolvent - illiquid
intellect - intuition
intelligence - intuition
intelligent - intuitive
janitor - environmental hygienist
jew - Jewish person
judge - consider
junkie - substance abuse survivor
kid - young person
kids - young people
kinsmen - kin
lazy - of different interests
learning disability - self-paced cognitive ability
leather - dead animal skins
lesbian - gynocentric be-ing
lesbianism - gynocentric be-ing
liar - a person creative with the facts
lie - constructive version of the facts
literary criticism - lit crit
logger - treeslayer
lost - temporarily misoriented
lover - spouse equivalent
lovers - spouse equivalents
lower classes - downtrodden
lumberjack - tree butcher
mad - challenging
maid - house helper
maiden name - family birth name
mail man - person person
mainstream - dominant culture
malady - condition
man-made - artificial
man - person
manageress - manager
mankind-. . earth children
mankind-. . humankind
manly - womanly
manpower - human resources
marriage - legalised rape
married - legally raping
matron - supervisor
meat - flesh
men - bastards
menstruate - femstruate
mentally retarded. . . . . . . exceptional
meter maid . . . . parking enforcement aduciator
middleman - intermediary
midget, dwarf - vertically challenged
minority group numerically challenged group
mistake - learning experience
mistaken - differently opinioned
moan - share
Mr - Pn
Mrs - Pn
Ms - Pn
mute - orally challenged
negative - uninformed
negro - African American
negroes - African Americans
negroid - African American
newpaper - processed tree carcass
newspapers - processed tree carcasses
normal - blatently normal
office boy - office assistant
old joke - previously recounted humorous narrative
old person - gerontologically advanced
old - experientially enhanced
paper - processed tree skeleton
pathetic - unique
patient - guest
patients - guests
pensioner - elder
perverted - sexually dysfunctional
pet rock - mineral companion
pet - animal companion
pets - animal companions
philistine - disadvantaged person
policeman - law enforcement officer
politically correct - culturally sensitive
poor - economically unprepared
poor - economically exploited
postman - postperson
pregnant - parasitically oppressed
pretty - different
priestess - priest
prisoner - guest of the correctional system
prisoners - guests of the correctional system
problem - task
promiscuous - sexually active
prostitute - sex care provider
psychopath - socially misaligned person
psychotic - socially misaligned
race - ethnicity
remedial - additional preparation
right - hand man chief assistant
rude - politically correct
seamstress - seamstron
seducer - seductron
seductress - seductron
seeress - seer
seminar - ovarium
severely crippled - involved
sex change - gender reassignment
shit - fertilizer
shoplifter - non-traditional shopper
short - vertically challenged
sighted person - temporarily visually abled
slave - enslaved person
sloppy - non-traditionally ordered
slum - economic opression zone (EOZ)
snowman - snowperson
sorcerer - sorceron
sorceress - sorceron
spendthrift - negative saver
steak - scorched animal corpses
stewardess - flight attendent
stoned - chemically inconvenienced
straw man - straw person
stupid - neuronically challenged
superior - different
table - tree skeleton
tall - vertically inconvenienced
taxi driver - public passenger vehicle driver
terrible - O. K
The Establishment - White Power Elite
trees - oxygen exchange units
tribe - people
ugly - cosmetically different
underling - downtrodden
unemployed - indefinitely idled
used books - recycled books
useless - unique
value - relative value
victim - survivor
violence - passionate expression
violent - passionate
waiter - waitron
waitress - waitron
want - prefer on the whole
war - mutually empowering shared experience
whaler - blubber lover
white male - oppressor
white male - racist
white person - racist
white trash - PC unaware
white - blatently white
wild - free-roaming
wino - substance abuse survivor
women - wimmin
wool - stolen nonhuman animal fibres
workman - worker
worse - somewhat less desirable
worst - least best
wrong - differently logical
young girl - prewoman
young girls - prewomen
zoo - animalcatraz