"The theory of evolution: you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations!" /South Park

"I would sing and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a brain." /The wizard of Oz

"Then I can party and have sex! Yeah, Missionary, doggie-style, rockin' the baby, gettin' tea-bagged, playin' the trombone while I'm tossin' his salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Gettin' a pearl necklace, ridin' the bologna pony..." /Soul Plane

"Officer Franklin: [to Alan] Not you, fat Jesus. " /The Hangover