Jautrā mazā monstra dzīve

urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa Jautrā mazā monstra dzīve Monstru kolekcionāre Monstru kolekcionāre jazzux@hotmail.com Monstru kolekcionāre 2006-09-12T17:05:06Z 2006-09-12T17:05:06Z urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:20109 2006-09-12T20:00:00 2006-09-12T20:00:00 2006-09-12T17:05:06Z 2006-09-12T17:05:06Z Magnēti ir kā cilvēki. Tiem ir divi poli, ziemeļu un dienvidu, gluži kā cilvēkiem ir puiši un meitenes. Kā ziemeļi pievelkas dienvidiem, tā puiši pievelkas pie meitenēm. Tie ir patstāvīgie magnēti. Vēl ir elektromagnēti un tur pols ir atkarīgs no tā, kādā polaritātē pievada strāvu. Ja maina strāvas virzienu, tad ziemeļi kļūst par dienvidiem. Un izdomājiet paši, kas tādos gadījumos notiek ar meitenēm un puišiem. Bet ja pievada strāvu, kas periodiski mainās, tad ziemeļi brīžiem pievelkas pie ziemeļiem, bet brīžiem pie dienvidiem. Un jau atkal atrodiet kas šajos gadījumos notiek ar puišiem un meitenēm! Un tagad padomājiet kas notiek ja elektromagnētam vispār nepievada strāvu! Tad vairs nav ne ziemeļi, ne dienvidi. Kas gan TAGAD notiek ar puišiem un meitenēm?! Pēc šīs runas [kuru es brīnumainā kārtā paguvu pierakstīt, kamēr tēvs runāja] es sapratu, ka manam tēvam ir pārāk daudz brīva laika. Šis bija viens no šodienas gudrajiem domu graudiem. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:18710 2006-06-20T03:57:00 2006-06-20T03:57:00 2006-06-20T00:57:51Z 2006-06-20T00:57:51Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR8UvlLVCw">The Internet is for Porn XD</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8c450m4nA">Internet is for Porn: Revised</a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:18025 2006-06-08T23:28:00 2006-06-08T23:28:00 2006-06-08T20:24:16Z 2006-06-08T20:24:16Z <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=lea'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/lea/'>lea</a>, tu mani aplipināji! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:17842 2006-06-06T00:01:00 2006-06-06T00:01:00 2006-06-05T21:03:33Z 2006-06-05T21:03:33Z Beidzot ir pienācis 06/06/06. Antikrista atnākšana, pasaules gals un sviestmaizes nokrišana XD Gribu redzēt, cik daudzi cilvēki tiešām tam noticēs. Muterīte jau noteica, ka šodien laukā no mājas neies, iebarikādēsies istabā un skatīsies ziņas. Dies', cik tālu var iet cilvēku iztēle? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:17513 2006-06-05T00:15:00 2006-06-05T00:15:00 2006-06-04T21:11:03Z 2006-06-04T21:11:03Z Ja jau visi, tad es arī. Jāseko baram XD <a href="http://tools.fodey.com/generators/animated/ninjatext.asp"><img src="http://r1.fodey.com/1785e159404ea4e7b9c8d782cf9034540.1.gif" border="0" width="546" height="128" alt="Ninja!"></a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:17242 2006-05-31T09:46:00 2006-05-31T09:46:00 2006-05-31T06:50:55Z 2006-05-31T06:50:55Z <a href="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Jazzux/Untitled-TrueColor-0222.jpg">šis ievadteksts tiešām pievērsa uzmanību, </a> <a name="cutid1"></a> “Usagi, my dearest! Come and have some cake!” Usagi is glad to Oblige. Taking a Bite she realized it was poisoned!1 And she falls Down into a Dark, Black, lonely obliviun. Suddenly, Serina was jerked awake by the Sound of a thunderclap from the thundering Thunderstorm outside her BedRoom window She Squeals in terrer. “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (giant waterfalls of tears and water)” she cried. Usagi’s mother Ikucko Mama came in to comfort. Her. “My Serina! It’s only rain go to Sleep!” and Serina tried to go back to sleep when she woke up it was morning Again. She remembers her dream a Little but tries not to remember it. But she still Thinks about it. It scares her and she goes to take a Shower but she didn’t bring any cloths with her so she walked around her house Nakid. “OHMIGAWD” she yells as she bumped into Derryan whose in her house to bring her some muffens Shes still nakid and he shields his eyes But doesn’t look away since hes hentai liek that. “MAMO! GOAWAY!” she yells at him and ran away into her bedroom Luna is sitting on the bed, licking he rpaws and Shaking her head at Serina who is nakid and angry at Derryan for peking at her without cloths. “Sailor Scouts have to be dignified, princess You are no dignified princess at all you are Nakid!” she scoves at Serina. Serina throws a stuffed pink bunny with floppy ears and a pretty pink button nose and shiny black eyes at her cat Luna. She is very angry. Derryan is outside her door. “Goman Nee, Usagi-chan! I thought you brought cloths in with you to shower but I guess not I brought muffens for you” he tried to apologize but Serina is mad anyway. She was still very angry. Even the Nagaverse hadnever seen her nakid. (AN: But RELLEH it haz if you read my LEMON FANFIC OMG ITZ SO HAWT. BUT REALLY NOT IN THIS STORY THEY HASN’T) Ikucko Mama came up the staris to see what was going on. Mamo offers her a muffen but instead she wants to know what was going on since that;s why she came up the Stairs at all but Serina is locked in her room yelling about being nakid and Mamo looks awkward with a armful of muffens How did he get in the house she wonders? She just Left because nothing seems suspicious to her at all even though Derryan got in the house somehow and she doesn’t Know how but she leaves anyway because shes a busy Mom. Spooky Derryan’s eyes turn glowy red with suspicious evil. Usagi cant see cus shes in her room yelling. About being nakid. Luna doesn’t know either cus shes in the room too. Suddenly walls crumble and Darin becomes a YOMMA with POISON CUPCAKES like SERINA:S DREAM BUT ONLY A LITTLE DIFFERENT SINCE HER DREAM WAS ABOUT CAKE. BUT MUFFENS AREJUST LITTLE CAKES ANY WAY RITE!1 Serina jumps into action and MOONPRISMPOWWERS it up but its faster since she’s already nakid. But wait! She cant use any of her powers why? Oh no! because she doesn’t have enough happy comments so leave lots of props and comments so she can fight evil MOMO with his GLOWY RED EYES and MUFFENS. SPARKLEEPINKCUPCAKEHIME and MOMO 4EVAAA! 3 3 PEACE OUTTT YALLZ Jā, vai nu tā persona, kas šo uzrakstīja bija 11-gadīgs pokemons ar garīgiem traucējumiem, vai arī kāds ļoti labi māk tos attēlot. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:15420 2006-04-25T17:59:00 2006-04-25T17:59:00 2006-04-25T15:10:03Z 2006-04-25T15:10:03Z <a href="http://www.tvnet.lv/izklaide/rentgens/a_vitamiins/article.php?id=258105">Kāds ir priekšzīmīgs skolēns?</a> un <a href="http://www.tvnet.lv/izklaide/board/?parentid=84731&amp;id=344203">nEzAPROTu kAAPEec MANi APZAUKaa paR POKemoNzzU. ez taCHu rAKZTU NormAAalI</a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:14873 2006-04-20T20:04:00 2006-04-20T20:04:00 2006-04-20T17:02:05Z 2006-04-20T17:02:05Z <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=anilirem'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/anilirem/'>anilirem</a> NEKAVĒJOTIES IENĀC MSNĀ! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:14502 2006-04-20T16:33:00 2006-04-20T16:33:00 2006-04-20T13:29:28Z 2006-04-20T13:29:28Z <a href="http://www.last.fm/user/jazaa/?chartstyle=blackredwhite"><img src="http://imagegen.last.fm/blackredwhite/recenttracks/jazaa.gif" border="0" /></a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:13458 2006-03-27T03:30:00 2006-03-27T03:30:00 2006-03-27T00:59:50Z 2006-03-27T00:59:50Z Es netaisos savas pēdējās brīvlaika stundiņas nogulēt. Un man nav ko darīt. Tas ir, nebija, līdz netā neatradu šo monstrīgo aptauju. <a name="cutid1"></a> Tātad, ir jāatzīmē ar 'x' visas tās lietas kuras esmu darījusi. ( ) smoked a cigarette ( ) smoked a cigar (x) drank ( ) made out with a member of the same sex (x) been in love (x) been dumped ( ) shoplifted ( ) been fired ( ) been in a fist fight ( ) snuck out of my parent's house (x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( ) been arrested ( ) made out with a stranger ( ) gone on a blind date (x) lied to a friend ( ) had a crush on a teacher (x) skipped school (x) seen someone die (vecaistēvs -_- ) ( ) been to Canada ( ) been to Mexico ( ) been on a plane ( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire ( ) eaten Sushi ( ) been snowboarding (x) been dancing at a show ( ) been in an abusive relationship ( ) taken painkillers (x) love someone or miss someone right now (x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (x) made a snow angel ( ) had a tea party (x) flown a kite (x) built a sand castle (x) gone puddle jumping (x) played dress up ( ) jumped into a pile of leaves (x) gone sledding (x) cheated while playing a game (x) been lonely ( ) fallen asleep at work/school ( ) used a fake id (x) watched the sun set ( ) felt an earthquake ( ) touched a snake (x) watched the stars with someone (x) been tickled (x) been robbed (x) been misunderstood (x) pet a reindeer/goat ( ) won a contest (x) run a stop sign ( ) been suspended from school ( ) been in a car accident ( ) had braces (x) felt like an outcast (x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ( ) danced in the moonlight (x) hated the way you look (x) witnessed a crime ( ) pole danced (x) questioned your heart (x) been obsessed with post-it notes ( ) squished barefoot through the mud (x) been lost (x) been to the opposite side of the country ( ) swam in the ocean (x) felt like dying (x) cried yourself to sleep ( ) played cops and robbers (x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (x) sung karaoke (x) paid for stuff with only coins (dažos 'mīļākajos' veikalos, bet it īpaši autobusos/tramvajos/trolejbusos) (x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) made prank phone calls (Ja viens cilvēks šo uzrakstu pamanīs, viņš mani sitīs, bet tomēr - "Aljo, Vasja? Daj mnje Vasju! Mnje nuzhna Vasja! Gdje Vasja?! Aljo, Vasja, ti tam?!" XD Un nu jūs redzat kāda mazohiste es esmu, jo atstāju šo ierakstu publisku XD ) (x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (x)caught a snowflake on your tongue (x) danced in the rain (x) written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) been kissed under a mistletoe ( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about (x) blown bubbles ( ) made a bonfire on the beach (x) crashed a party (x) gone rollerskating (x) had a wish come true ( ) humped a monkey (x) worn pearls ( ) jumped off a bridge ( ) screamed penis in class ( ) ate dog/cat food ( ) told a complete stranger you loved them ( ) kissed a mirror (x) sang in the shower (x) have a little black dress (x) had a dream that you married someone ( ) glued your hand to something ( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole ( ) kissed a fish (x) worn the opposite sexes clothes ( ) been a cheerleader (x) sat on a roof top (x) screamed at the top of your lungs ("Es esmu jaunava, paņem mani priekšā!" ielas vidū. Uzmanieties, ja jums dzērumā liek spēlēt 'Patiesību vai risku') ( ) done a one-handed cartwheel (x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (x) stayed up all night (kā šonakt) (x) didn't take a shower for a week (kur es divu nedēļu braucienā pa upi atradīšu dušu?) (x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree (x) climbed a tree ( ) had a tree house (x) are scared to watch scary movies alone (x) believe in angels ( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes ( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say ( ) gone streaking ( ) played ding-dong-ditch ( ) played chicken ( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (Upe nav baseins -_-) (x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger ( ) broken a bone (x) been easily amused ( ) caught a fish then ate it ( ) made porn ( ) caught a butterfly (x) laughed so hard you cried ( ) cried so hard you laughed ( ) mooned/flashed someone ( ) had someone moon/flash you (x) cheated on a test ( )have a Britney Spears CD (x) forgotten someone's name (x) slept naked ( ) French braided someone's hair ( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool ( ) been kicked out of your house Tas bija jautri un nosita pusstundu no mana brīvā laika ^^ urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:12965 2006-03-22T22:41:00 2006-03-22T22:41:00 2006-03-22T20:41:17Z 2006-03-22T20:41:17Z <a name="cutid1"></a> Dzīvoja prostitūta sienā un tai vienā jaukā dienā Viņa ar mašīnu pa pļavām braukā Necieta plīstošus traukus, Izbraukāja miljons laukus meklēja rubīnu, meklēja rubīnu, Prostitūta pretējā sienā Smaidīja lietainā dienā Sniegoti baltā pienā Spļāva herčus pudelē vienā Nezvaniet viņai, Jo viņa ir laukā. Nesitiet viņai, Jo viņa ir mauka. Ar vecu žiguli pa pļavām braukā Un nekad laicīgi netiek laukā meklēja rubīnu, meklēja rubīnu, Dzīvoja prostitūta sienā tai vienā jaukā dienā viņa iespļāva pienā Žigulis saplīsa, Pļavas aizauga, Trauki bija no plastmasas un vairs neplīsa Tad viņa saprata, ka rubīna nemaz nebija. Saspļautais piens sarūga Prostitūta dzīvoja sienā un palika veca. Tāpat kā piespļautais piens-veca. Un vecs piens Prostitūta izauga Tīri skaista un šmauga. Pļavas aizmirsa, Žiguļus sadedzināja, Pienu nedzēra Traukus neplēsa Tikai izauga. Un nākamās prostitūtas nu uzrauga. Vairs nebija vērtību vecu Asaras uz saraudāta pleca, Jo prostitūta jau bija veca. Auga jaunas un citas, Kuras arī būs vecas Kaitīgais ieradums spļaut pienā Nu ir tikai rakstiski iegravēts sienā. Izgāja prostitūta lietainā diena, Taču neatgriezās tai pašā vietā. Nav vairs, kas spļautu pienā Pulksten trijos dienā Truli lupītu izliektā sienā Un stāvētu punktā vienā. Jaunās prostitūtas bija modernas Bez gaumes apdāvinātas. Skaistas bērnības atmiņas un to paliekas Kā saldas piparkūkas, Tās bija nolietotas. Kā zivs akvārijā Spēlē lomu pēc scenārija. Pļavas izzuda pavisam, Tas lika zaudēt ticību visam Nu tur vieta prostitūtām, Eh, īstām padauzām Pārāk lētas, lai būtu Vēl naudas vērtas. Prostitūtu mājas durvis ir atvērtas, Ja vien nav nopirktas. Tās ir stiklotas. lol. šitādu sviestu var sameklēt tikai iekš <a href="http://www.feini.lv">http://www.feini.lv</a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:12172 2006-03-16T20:06:00 2006-03-16T20:06:00 2006-03-16T18:07:22Z 2006-03-16T18:07:22Z src="<a href="http://images.quizfarm.com/1102007902smurfs.jpg">http://images.quizfarm.com/1102007902smurfs.jpg</a>"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;<td> You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy. <table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td>Inhalents</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="56" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>56%</td></tr><tr><td>Mushrooms</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="56" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>56%</td></tr><tr><td>Alcohol</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="56" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>56%</td></tr><tr><td>None!</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="50" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>50%</td></tr><tr><td>Marijuana</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="44" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>44%</td></tr><tr><td>Cocaine</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="44" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>44%</td></tr><tr><td>Ecstacy</td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="38" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td>38%</td></tr></td>&lt;/tr&gt;</table> <a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=362">What&#039;s your ideal drug?</a> created with <a href="http://quizfarm.com">QuizFarm.com</a>&lt;/table&gt; lol, bilde vnk perfekta XD urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:12030 2006-03-15T17:56:00 2006-03-15T17:56:00 2006-03-15T15:54:31Z 2006-03-15T15:54:31Z <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/288581">Let's jump again XD</a> Šitādu sviestu sen nebiju redzējusi... Bet iepatikās XD urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:10982 2006-02-12T20:01:00 2006-02-12T20:01:00 2006-02-12T18:06:22Z 2006-02-12T18:06:22Z Tik jauka sajūta pārņem, kad paskatās uz diviem cilvēkiem, kas ir iemīlējušies. Tā vien liekas, ka viņi izgaismo visu apkārtni ar savu laimi. Un tomēr tas liek justies vientuļai. Taču es priecājos, ka viņi ir tik laimīgi. Un tomēr jūtos vientuļa. Atkal aizgulējos urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:10728 2006-02-08T18:05:00 2006-02-08T18:05:00 2006-02-08T16:02:45Z 2006-02-08T16:02:45Z Kā pamosties laikā? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:10161 2006-02-02T03:40:00 2006-02-02T03:40:00 2006-02-02T00:19:18Z 2006-02-02T00:19:18Z Jēj, es atkal visu nakti negulēšu ^^ Dienas ritms man ir pilnīgi sajucis - visu nakti esmu nomodā, tad uz skolu, pēc tam mājās un gulēt, tad pamosties ap astoņiem vakarā un vandīties pa māju līdz jāiet uz skolu. Bet vismaz tagad ir miers, neviens netraucē, klasesbiedri neuzplijas ^^ urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:6794 2005-12-27T21:17:00 2005-12-27T21:17:00 2005-12-27T19:19:33Z 2005-12-27T19:19:33Z OMFG. Aizpildīju vienu quizzu. Joka pēc. AK DIEVS!!! <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/EusebiosGurl18/quizzes/which%20of%20my%20guy%20friends%20could%20you%20date%3F(with%20their%20real%20pics)/"><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/E/EU/EUS/EusebiosGurl18/1135566790_icturescel.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8b9d27c)"> which of my guy friends could you date?(with their real pics)</a> brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a> Un re ko man vēl pateica: you got kristian. he's the biggest prankster out of all the guys in our group. he'll always make u laugh. O jā. Es smējos. Ha, ha. Labi, es zinu, ka esmu ļauna. Bet nu tiešām... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:6364 2005-12-27T16:52:00 2005-12-27T16:52:00 2005-12-27T14:58:54Z 2005-12-27T14:58:54Z Ok, es nezinu ko rakstīt. Garlaicīgi. Būs jāpamēģina kko uzrakstīt, patulkot, pazīmēt vai vnk kko padarīt. Bwah. nav ko darīt. Lalalā. Nevaru sagaidīt ceturtdienu. tralalā... Fak, ko lai padara?! Wo, izdomāju. Pildīšu Quizilla testus un tracināšu visus liekot šeit atbildes XD urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:2274 2005-11-14T21:44:00 2005-11-14T21:44:00 2005-11-14T19:48:00Z 2005-11-14T19:48:00Z Damn, nu nevaru izlemt - man iet uz HP&UB kopā ar lielāko kurbeles gājēju daļu (sestdienā) un visticamāk palaist garām citu lielisku pasākumu, vai iet uz otru pasākumu un neiet kopā ar kurbeliešiem &gt;&lt; Damn. Brīvdienas... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:1729 2005-11-04T21:27:00 2005-11-04T21:27:00 2005-11-04T19:31:49Z 2005-11-04T19:31:49Z Nekāda jau dižā atpūta nesanāks tikai divās dienās, bet vismaz izdosies kaut mazliet pagulēt un paslinkot. Būs jāiziet uz virtuvi, jāpaņem vēl kāds saldējums ^^&nbsp; Un, turklāt, ReVerā šodien beidzas grafisko darbiņu konkurs :) urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:836 2005-10-19T09:34:00 2005-10-19T09:34:00 2005-10-19T06:45:33Z 2005-10-19T06:45:33Z Tas ir vnk apbrībojami, kā Dievs ar cilvēkiem spēlējas. Man šodien jāiet uz manas vārda dienas un manas mammas dzimšanas dienu, bet manam tētim jāiet uz sava drauga bērēm. Svētki un bēres vienā dienā... Nu varēšu pie svētku galda domāt par to, ka es to jauko cilvēku vairs neredzēšu :( Agrāk bija daudz labāk... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:jazaa:266 2005-10-12T18:13:00 2005-10-12T18:13:00 2005-10-12T15:32:08Z 2005-10-12T15:32:08Z Bļ*ģ, šodien kāds **** klasesbiedrs bija visu manu penāli aprakstījis, kamēr es lasīju. Vnk tādas dusmas... &gt;&lt; Agrāk visa mana klase bija tik saliedēta... draudzīga, izpalīdzīga... visi runāja ar visiem... Bet nu... populārie zēni vienā grupā, atstumtie zēni kopā ar atstumtajām meitenēm; populārie zēni kopīgi apd*rš populārās meitenes... Pieriebies jau līdz nelabumam. Tā vien gribu pamest šo skolu. Varbūt pēc pāris gadiem arī aiziešu, bet tagad... bet tagad palikšu šeit -_-