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urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts izkapts izkapts izkapts izkapts@gmail.com izkapts 2011-11-28T16:53:53Z 2011-11-28T16:53:53Z Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:31548 2011-11-28T17:50:00 2011-11-28T17:50:00 2011-11-28T16:53:53Z 2011-11-28T16:53:53Z <img src="http://www.joecrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tumblr_lt9odtsdTa1qlh41do1_500.jpg"> Uuuuuun.... <a name="cutid1"></a><img src="http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ninja-turtle-dicks.jpg"> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:31416 2011-11-23T18:31:00 2011-11-23T18:31:00 2011-11-23T17:32:31Z 2011-11-23T17:32:31Z <img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/293doqu.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> Winnie The Pooh urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:31112 2011-10-21T15:33:00 2011-10-21T15:33:00 2011-10-21T13:34:10Z 2011-10-21T13:34:10Z The ever loved pantless bear certainly is an eye-catcher especially to the all time Disney fanatics. She-Bears urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:30898 2010-09-08T04:45:00 2010-09-08T04:45:00 2010-09-08T02:47:59Z 2010-09-08T02:47:59Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pehhlAU00gQ&amp;feature=player_embedded#!">If religion was real</a> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:30526 2010-07-30T18:53:00 2010-07-30T18:53:00 2010-07-30T16:53:48Z 2010-07-30T16:53:48Z Baronam murgos rādās kapi Kuros aprok dainu skapi! Mjau! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:30230 2010-07-19T13:47:00 2010-07-19T13:47:00 2010-07-19T11:49:20Z 2010-07-19T11:49:20Z Tā kā te tiek notiek masīvs kompju upgrade es pie savas (lol) mākslas bildēm netieku. Māksla vispār ir iemācīties neienīst Linux. :S Bet priekš bloga atliek vien klasiskais interneta spams. <div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://s.iwl.me/w.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div> I write like <a href="http://iwl.me/w/8ccf5154" style="font-size:30px;color:#698B22;text-decoration:none">Kurt Vonnegut</a></div>I Write Like by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0">Analyze your writing!</a></div> Cūciņš urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:29980 2010-07-07T00:39:00 2010-07-07T00:39:00 2010-07-06T22:54:09Z 2010-07-06T22:54:09Z Pieļauju, ka cilvēkiem varētu rasties priekšstats, ka es to vien daru kā atrodu visādas muļķības un maucības internetā. Tā gandrīz nav. :D Tad nu es izdomāju neslēpt sveci zem pūra un palielīties ar saviem radošumiem. Nu, tip, es jau neesmu nekāda baigā māksliniece, bet reizēm sanāk kaut ko uzražot. Pēdējais pusgads bija dikti ražens, jo reģistrējos vienā saitā, kur cilvēki mainās ar saviem diy ražojumiem. Tā kā man ir slinkums meklēt visas bildes manā haosainajā kompī, es sadalīšu šo lielīšanos pa daļām. Tad nu šodien es izrādu savu pirmo papjē mašē ever. Tas tika radīts pirms gada, kad man uz dažiem mēnešiem nebija interneta. Un tas ir arī vienīgais, ko es esmu paturējusi sev. <a name="cutid1"></a> Piedošanu par miglas bildēm. <img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_IzZjuePLVZU/S7XP1FPIQnI/AAAAAAAAALs/2tf-wPhdg6s/s800/P4020025.JPG"> <img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_IzZjuePLVZU/S7XP1ZmXJMI/AAAAAAAAALw/YG9KJPaU9-8/s800/P4020026.JPG"> <img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_IzZjuePLVZU/S7XP1yXSBfI/AAAAAAAAAL0/5PAbFOM4E3k/s800/P4020027.JPG"> <img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_IzZjuePLVZU/S7XP2MUyb1I/AAAAAAAAAL4/-C5mgPthni4/s800/P4020028.JPG"> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:29749 2010-07-07T00:00:00 2010-07-07T00:00:00 2010-07-06T22:01:09Z 2010-07-06T22:01:09Z If knowledge is power then internet is full of useless power. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:29634 2010-07-04T23:33:00 2010-07-04T23:33:00 2010-07-04T21:33:58Z 2010-07-04T21:33:58Z Humans to ashes People to dust It's all because In God we trust Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Leck mich im Arsch urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:29359 2010-06-21T14:57:00 2010-06-21T14:57:00 2010-06-21T12:59:07Z 2010-06-21T12:59:07Z The same genius that wrote "Piano Concerto No 24 in C Minor" also wrote a gem called "Lick My Ass," a classical party ballad meant to be sung by six people at a time, and followed it up with a sequel called "Lick My Ass Nice and Clean," the lyrics of which we have included below: Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my ass. That's a greasy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity. Three will lick more than two, come on, just try it, and lick, lick, lick. Everybody lick his own ass himself. George Orwell "The Prevention of Literature" urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:29137 2010-06-13T23:51:00 2010-06-13T23:51:00 2010-06-13T21:54:08Z 2010-06-13T21:54:08Z It would probably not be beyond human ingenuity to write books by machinery. But a sort of mechanizing process can already be seen at work in the film and radio, in publicity and propaganda, and in the lower reaches of journalism. The Disney films, for instance, are produced by what is essentially a factory process, the work being done partly mechanically and partly by teams of artists who have to subordinate their individual style. Radio features are commonly written by tired hacks to whom the subject and the manner of treatment are dictated beforehand: even so, what they write is merely a kind of raw material to be chopped into shape by producers and censors. So also with the innumerable books and pamphlets commissioned by government departments. Even more machine-like is the production of short stories, serials, and poems for the very cheap magazines. Papers such as the WRITER abound with advertisements of literary schools, all of them offering you ready-made plots at a few shillings a time. Some, together with the plot, supply the opening and closing sentences of each chapter. Others furnish you with a sort of algebraical formula by the use of which you can construct plots for yourself. Others have packs of cards marked with characters and situations, which have only to be shuffled and dealt in order to produce ingenious stories automatically. It is probably in some such way that the literature of a totalitarian society would be produced, if literature were still felt to be necessary. Imagination--even consciousness, so far as possible--would be eliminated from the process of writing. Books would be planned in their broad lines by bureaucrats, and would pass through so many hands that when finished they would be no more an individual product than a Ford car at the end of the assembly line. It goes without saying that anything so produced would be rubbish; but anything that was not rubbish would endanger the structure of the state. As for the surviving literature of the past, it would have to be suppressed or at least elaborately rewritten. Tas ir tieši tas, ko tajās rakstnieku darbnīcās dara - taisa shēmas, kā rakstīt literatūru. Jāatzīst, dažiem jauniem rakstniekiem forma nav saprotama, bet to var iemācīties, neveidojot varoņu portfolio un ko tik vēl nē. Dzīvnieku mīļiem urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:28864 2010-06-05T19:40:00 2010-06-05T19:40:00 2010-06-05T17:40:41Z 2010-06-05T17:40:41Z OMFG!!!! <urtl><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszzbkfJ-5Q">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszzbkfJ-5Q</a>&lt;/url&gt; Lol of the day urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:28520 2010-05-26T19:30:00 2010-05-26T19:30:00 2010-05-26T17:30:22Z 2010-05-26T17:30:22Z "Savos dziednieciskajos eksperimentos ar magnētiem Mesmers lika pacientiem iedzert dzelzi saturošu preparātu un tad pielika magnētus dažādās viņu ķermeņa vietās. Pacienti ziņoja par dīvainu fluīdu plūsmu organismā, kas viņus dažās stundās izārstēja. Drīz viņš ar izbrīnu konstatēja, ka pacientiem kļūst vieglāk arī bez viņa magnētiem (viņš mēdza tos aizmirst mājās). Viņš pieņēma, ka ārstējošais efekts slēpjas nevis magnētos, bet viņā pašā – viņa dzīvnieciskajā magnētismā, kas iedarbojas uz pacientiem ¬–, un pārstāja izmantot magnētus. Ar dzīvniecisko magnētismu Mesmers saprata ēterisko medija garu, kas iemiesojies viņā, nevis savu seksuālo pievilcību, kā šo jēdzienu izprot mūsdienās. " Pusnakts haiku urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:28355 2010-04-22T23:49:00 2010-04-22T23:49:00 2010-04-22T21:56:12Z 2010-04-22T21:56:12Z <img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_IzZjuePLVZU/S9DF6vAW4CI/AAAAAAAAAN8/9RGQB6EeAcs/haiku.JPG"> Deckard Cain urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:28112 2010-04-02T22:06:00 2010-04-02T22:06:00 2010-04-02T20:07:05Z 2010-04-02T20:07:05Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAbNFptzAA">Deckard Cain Rap</a> My name is Deckard Cain and I come from Tristram If you're looking for Diablo then you just missed him. If you find old Griswald then you can take him down but you'll get no reward til you come back to town. Thanks for my life i'll identify your stuff but if you choose to carry on then it's gonna get tough. Greetings friend here's the road to the east you'll find that it's blocked cuz Andariels a beast. Greetings, Greetings Greetings, stay awhile and listen Charsi can shield you if you have a lot of cash if you're all out of room you can stick it in your stash. My name is Deckard Cain and I've come on out to greet ya so sit your ass and listen or I'm gonna haave to beat ya. If I dont know the answer then go ask Mala she's a funky little broad that looks like a koala My homies were destroyed but I carry on with the help of young Anya who's know amazon. Greetings, Greetings Cant' touch this, can't touch this, can't touch this. can't touch this can't touch this, can't touch this. Greetings, Stay awhile and listen. My name is Deckard Cain I'm the last of a breed, when I give out a warning you'd best take heed. I am the sworn enemy of big bad Baal, he was first in line at the evil sale. Even though I'm ancient and somewhat of a relic people tell me I look like Tom Celic I'm nasty, I'm old and a little bit ornery I look like Patrick Stewart and sound like Sean Connery. Greetings, Greetings, Throw your hands in the air waving um like ya just dont care Greetings, stay awhile and listen Kick it Way to go homies, that was dope. We'll have to do this more often, that was way phat. Yeah boooooooeeey, Cain in the house. Give it up for the horadrim, horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim, horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim ho ho hoho horadrim Who let the barbarians out? Who who who who? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:27733 2010-03-12T21:10:00 2010-03-12T21:10:00 2010-03-12T20:11:03Z 2010-03-12T20:11:03Z ALL FATHERS ARE MOTHERFUCKERS! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:27247 2010-03-02T19:58:00 2010-03-02T19:58:00 2010-03-02T18:58:41Z 2010-03-02T18:58:41Z Āpāc, ko tik neatrast inetā! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:27001 2010-03-02T19:57:00 2010-03-02T19:57:00 2010-03-02T18:57:57Z 2010-03-02T18:57:57Z <img src="http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20910/1.jpg"> urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:26693 2010-03-01T23:14:00 2010-03-01T23:14:00 2010-03-01T22:14:31Z 2010-03-01T22:14:31Z <img src="http://208.116.9.205/10/content/21576/16.jpg"> Mēs visi esam garīgi slimi urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:26525 2010-03-01T12:31:00 2010-03-01T12:31:00 2010-03-01T11:42:08Z 2010-03-01T11:42:08Z <a href="http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=9083404572198377643&amp;ei=9kFeSviVMaGgqwKX1dA1&amp;q=making+a+killing+google+video&amp;hl=en#">Kas psihiatriju padara par zinātni? </a> Šito man tas draugs-psihoterapeits ieteica noskatīties, kad es dalījos viņā ar savu mazo atklājumu. Vispār filma šokējoša, liela daļa izskatās aiz matiem pievilkta, bet tie varoņi ir ar dažādiem uzskatiem, ja pamana. Un kas ļaunākais - neviena vārda par šizīšiem, kas bez jebkādiem simulantiem redz zilus brīnumus, neviena vārda par to, kā tieši 'drugs' noved līdz pašnāvībām un sērijslepkavībām. Vienbrīd man gribējās to filmu ielikt plauktiņā pie citām konspirācijškonspirācijteoriju filmām, bet šis tas aizķērās gan. Ā, un šis ir mans mazais atklājums: About my discoveries. I have developed a little hypothesis. There are these three whales on witch humankind rides - culture, religion and science. And these whales float in the see of philosophy. Some versions say that philosophy is like sky or heaven that covers these three main objects, well, it is like the blanket that doesn't interfere directly but is based on these objects. It's kind of obvious that when the culture&science&religion were cognitivly realised and cathegorized that only then philosophy could cover them. (It's not my idea, there have been a lot of wiser people than me that discovered that.) What I think I have discovered are that some disciplines that seem to be in the belly of one of the whales could actually be originated from another whale. The more I research psychology the more I tend to believe that it probably has more to do with religion than with science. There are some patterns in psychology that can fall only under the title of religion and not under the title of science. Firstly the word itself states that it research&cures soul. No science does that. A science doctor can research dead body and can tell what physical illnesses one have had. No psychologist can tell the mental illnesses one have had just by researching a dead body. (Though self caused injuries could give some information but not enough to make a conclusion.) So physical evidence isn't the main source in research. So a psychologist has to take the role of a priest. And the more confession he or she gets the more effective psychology can be (or better indulgence one gets). When the situation gets too tough another method that has noticable similarities with religion can be applied. And that is the drug use. While shamans for example use mushrooms (ok, urine of a reindeer that has eaten the mushrooms and yes the flying reindeer has to do something with Santa Claus as well) to research macrocosm and symbolicaly return to microcosm, psychiatrist prescribes drugs to bring order in the microcosm. Note - while long term alcohol and other drug use is considered socially unacceptable this doesn't apply for drugs that are used for religious practice and/or in psychiatry. Though the drugs themselves doesn't change. They are as addictive no matter where they are used. This is just a small silly hypothesis, I have to do much deeper research in order to make it more or less a theory. Vai tu zināji, ka... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:26131 2010-02-28T22:59:00 2010-02-28T22:59:00 2010-02-28T21:59:57Z 2010-02-28T21:59:57Z ...ja Tu vari aizturēt elpu vairāk kā stundu, Tu esi vai nu miris vai spermvalis? What to do this night urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:26090 2010-02-24T11:12:00 2010-02-24T11:12:00 2010-02-24T10:18:59Z 2010-02-24T10:18:59Z Manam mīļotajam bij naughty mood so He: What are we going to do now? Me: Make coffee. He: And then? Me: Put the cat in the coffee so we would have a coffee cat. He: And then? Me: Realize that the cat is dirty and put him in the washing machine. He: And then? Me: Realize that it's cruel and take the cat out of the washing machine. He: And then? Me: Make a new cup of coffee. He: And then? Me: Put the cat in the coffee so we would have a coffee cat. Tas pēdējais bija killer sentence, kad es beidzot tiku pie heavy cuddle action. Ta ta vīriešus saproti urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:25521 2010-02-10T08:32:00 2010-02-10T08:32:00 2010-02-10T07:33:18Z 2010-02-10T07:33:18Z Dara viso ko sāpīgu, sola visādas mocības, bet mani mīlot un es tā sadiste. Āāāāāā!!! urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:25291 2010-02-08T18:15:00 2010-02-08T18:15:00 2010-02-08T17:17:10Z 2010-02-08T17:17:10Z That's orgasmic! Vēl neredzēts manas <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMQvSS-vxpo&amp;feature=rec-fresh+div-f-1-HM">savulaik mīļākās grupas video</a>. Pievērsiet uzmanību pārsteidzošajai bundzinieka meistarībai. Kandža urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:izkapts:24972 2010-02-06T19:04:00 2010-02-06T19:04:00 2010-02-06T18:04:07Z 2010-02-06T18:04:07Z Portāls <a href="http://www.receptes.lv/receptes/kandzas-izejvielas-bragas-recepte/">receptes.lv</a> mani nebeidz pārsteigt.