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Deckard Cain Rap

My name is Deckard Cain
and I come from Tristram
If you're looking for Diablo
then you just missed him.

If you find old Griswald
then you can take him down
but you'll get no reward
til you come back to town.

Thanks for my life
i'll identify your stuff
but if you choose to carry on
then it's gonna get tough.

Greetings friend
here's the road to the east
you'll find that it's blocked
cuz Andariels a beast.

Greetings, Greetings
Greetings, stay awhile and listen

Charsi can shield you
if you have a lot of cash
if you're all out of room
you can stick it in your stash.

My name is Deckard Cain
and I've come on out to greet ya
so sit your ass and listen
or I'm gonna haave to beat ya.

If I dont know the answer
then go ask Mala
she's a funky little broad
that looks like a koala

My homies were destroyed
but I carry on
with the help of young Anya
who's know amazon.

Greetings, Greetings
Cant' touch this, can't touch this, can't touch this. can't touch this can't touch this, can't touch this.
Greetings, Stay awhile and listen.

My name is Deckard Cain
I'm the last of a breed,
when I give out a warning
you'd best take heed.

I am the sworn enemy
of big bad Baal,
he was first in line
at the evil sale.

Even though I'm ancient
and somewhat of a relic
people tell me
I look like Tom Celic

I'm nasty, I'm old
and a little bit ornery
I look like Patrick Stewart
and sound like Sean Connery.

Greetings, Greetings,
Throw your hands in the air waving um like ya just dont care
Greetings, stay awhile and listen

Kick it
Way to go homies, that was dope.

We'll have to do this more often, that was way phat.
Yeah boooooooeeey, Cain in the house.

Give it up for the horadrim, horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim,
horadrim, ho ho hoho horadrim
ho ho hoho horadrim

Who let the barbarians out? Who who who who?