Estapenss - February 3rd, 2014

February 3rd, 2014

February 3rd, 2014
02:17 am

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Brain is an muscle, use it or loose it.

Like all great artists, he will do absolutely anything for money.

Will you spend the rest of your life trying to remember how chocolate tastes like?

You can make me flirt with this beautiful women, but you can't me like it. °

I was sceptically at first, but I was wrong I am happy to admit it.

If you are afraid to look stupid, you won't have any fun in your life.

I don't hate honey, I am Canadian.

You must know that after you live with me, there is nothing I can do to restore your innocence.

You show me man with pride and I will show you man with limited options.

It's not so bad, we are just both liars for a good cause.

Smooth wonderful taste of betrayal.

If I am not drunk in 20 minutes, we are leaving.

What tragedy happened in your life that you are punishing you life with all this?

You get the job if you are the only applicant.

Fagatron.

Pregnant zombie nuns.

I fantasize about her getting various terminal illnesses and then I would nurse her.

I am not familiar with half of words in that sentence.

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The nun Satou approached master Kaimu and said, “My master spoke of a First Mantra which must guide the thoughts of Temple developers at all times. What is this mantra?”

Kaimu answered, “I create. The essence of nature is to be always in the process of creation when one is at a keyboard.”

Satou arched an eyebrow suspiciously and asked, “If I merely fix defects, what am I creating?”
Kaimu answered, “Harmony.”


Satou asked, “If I refactor yet preserve behavior, what am I creating?”
Kaimu answered, “Order.”

Satou asked, “If I delete an unused project, what am I creating?”
Kaimu answered, “Disk space.”

Satou asked, “If I do nothing but browse the web, what am I creating?”
Kaimu answered, “Missed deadlines, and a job opening.”

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