7. Marts 2012

• Kakas
• 7.3.12 22:23
• Complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
  
  * Taoism: Shit happens.
  * Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
  * Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
  * Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
  * Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
  * Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  * Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  * Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
  * Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
  * Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  * Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  * Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
  * Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
  * Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
  * Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
  * Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
  * Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
  * Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
  * Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
  * Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
  * Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  * Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
  * Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  * Creationism: God made all shit.
  * Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
  * Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
  * Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
  * Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
  * Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
  * Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  * Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  * Capitalism: That's MY shit.
  * Communism: It's everybody's shit.
  * Feminism: Men are shit.
  * Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
  * Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
  * Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  * Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
  * Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
  * Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
  * Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  * Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
  * Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  * Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
  * Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
  * Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
  * Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
  * Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
  * Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  * Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
  * Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
  * Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
  * Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
  * Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
  * Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
  * Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  * Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
  * Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
  * Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
  * Atheism: What shit?
  * Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
  * Nihilism: No shit.
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