vakar stradaju tik ilgi, lai aizmigtu momentaani tikko iekriit gultaa viena vienkaarsha iemesla deelj - nav pierasts, ka sieva nav blakus!
Paziistu puisi uz kuru shie teicieni attiecas pilniibaa!
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
How many questions would be answered... ;D
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Shito negribeejaas pazaudeet:
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.
After a while one of them said, "You think you have
family problems? Listen to my situation: A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter and we got married. Lately, my father
married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter
my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is
also the grandmother. This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my
father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems.
shobriid tiek aktiivi dzerts Kozels (alus) un instaleeti datori.
DJ liek somu repu. Jautri.
Kad sanjemshos uzrakstishu talak kaa man gaja, jo tas ir staasta veerts.
Par prieku gorgonai izsaukumziimju nav.
;D
celjojums saakas!
autobuss Liepaja - Riga pilns ar piedzerushiem puishiem, kas pec pashu vardiem brauc uz Riigu "vecenees"!
Turklaat veel autobusaa 2 igaunju udenslideji, kas brauc no Liepajas un talak uz Tallinu ar to pashu autobusu, ko es!
Abi diezgan iereibushi, jo paspeeja nolikvideet 0,5l Stolichnaja!
Viens no vinjiem jau daudzas reizes Liepaja bijis un runaa diivainaa Anglju-Latvieshu-Krievu valodaa! ;D
Tulit bus celsh taalaak ar vinjiem uz Tallinu! (autobuss 23.40)
Tikko vicoshana uz Paddy Wheelanu un 1/2 pints Guinnessa un spieshanaas ar lielo mugursomu cauri karaoke puulim uz tochu! Jautri!
Interneta punktaa autoostaa jau 3sho meenesi darbojas tikai 1 kompis no 2viem! Atljaavos publiski vinju datorapkalpotaju nosaukt par stulbu!
Jaaiet uz peronu, ka nepalaizhu garaam autobusu! No shnjabja un Guinnessa saak nedaudz sist galvaa, bet tikai tik daudz, lai buutu nedaudz distanceets skats uz dziivi! ;D
Privet vsem i kazhdomu!
:P
P.S. Man ir aizdoma, ka izsaukumu ziimes buus par daudz... (gorgona, shis citaats ir domaats tev!!!!) ;D
peec 3h prom uz .fi uz nedeelju!
naakamie update no turienes!
kopsh zobaaksta nekas nav updatots - nu ko lai padara, dziive taada gruuta! darbu daudz!
kruta ofiss saak izskatiities peec kautkaa, no demolition par construction leenaam paliek!
mans priekshnieks man patiik arvien vairaak, konstruktiivs, nav paaraak piekasiigs, ja redz, ka dara labi, bet ar savaam prasiibaam, kas ir reaalas, saprotamas un skaidras. Tipa pasaka vinjam - tas maxaa tik un tik - labi, she rubulis!
Piektdienas vakaraa uz .fi brauciens uz nedeelju!
datorinji un datorinji - skruuveet un maaciit!
sku^, ja tev lakricenes vaig - piesakies!
gorgonai - liidzi jushana sakaraa ar smadzenjutriisi
pamazaam no kaamja saaku atkal peec cilveeka izskatiities!
epopeja detalizeetaak:
1. saak saapeet zobs (augsheejais - 2 pa kreisi no manas puses, priekshaa)
2. tiek izlemts pie zobaarsta neiet, jo naudas nav daudz
3. tiek dziivots uz analgiiniem (24 h - 10 tabletes)
4. tad tiek izlemts, ka vieglaak ir nomirt un piesakos pie zobaaksta
5. saak pampt vaigs
6. paaris stundu laikaa vaigs pienjem lielus apmeerus un es saaku izskatiities peec kaamja un justies izcili suudiigi, jo zobs tak veelaizvien saap
7. zobaarsts iztiira kanaalu - vrode iznaak strutas, pozitiivi, ka zobs vairs nesaap, bet probleema - vaigs paliek arvien lielaaks
8. zobaarsts tiek sarunaats arii sestdienaa 1h laikaa, jo vaigs ir pienjeemis draudiigus apmeerus
9. zobaarste jaukaa man paargriezh smaganu un iztecina visu, ko vien var tecinaat
10. paareejo es ciitiigi censhos izskalot ar saalsuudeni, antibiotikaam un izsuukt svajim hodom
11. rezultaati na ljico (shoreiz burtiski)
12. shodien atkal pie zobaarsta tiiriities, bet pirms tam - rapotatj, rapotatj un veel reiz rapotatj!
P.S. Mega paldies dakterei Liinai Ezerinjai!
tikko apskatiijos, ka atnaacis Two Weeks Notice, lai gan krieviski (eto minus), bet ir (eto pljus)!
jautaajums: no kurienes teksti iekavaas...
pirmaa diena jaunajaa darba vietaa -
pleeshot tapetes un vispaar demoleejot vietu.
Jauki saakt jaunaa vietaa ar remontu.
citaats:
"mani uzpirkt nevar - piekasiities ir mans hobijs!"
Autors: kautkaads buuvinspektors, kas taames skataas
piektdiena...
ramtai, ramtai - murks!
darbu vaig!
erpt, ir vieta, kur gribeetos straadaat un kur vareetu straadaat, bet tur varbuut kaadu nedeelju jaapagaida, bet straadaat un peso vaig tuuljiit!
murxxx
uz madonu!
tulkot koncertu! Continental Singers!
shodien 6.00 autobuus no saldus, riit 6.15 autobuss no madonas atpakalj!
pec apmeklejuma pie zobarsta situacija ir uzlabojusies - zobs saap tikai tad, ja vinjam pieskaraas! Un arii ne paaraak daudz. ;D
shodien apm 7.30 riigaa no gaisa nonaaca Inesis! gandriiz no autobusa nespeeju izkaapt - uudens straume triec pret zemi!
Veel es pamaniiju gorgonas problemas ar pukjeem! Diivaini, bet man tas liekas romantiski! laikam esmu baigais pervertvecis!
ja nebuutu laimiigi preceejies - vareetu padomaat, ka es tur katru nakti braucu uz Riigu, lai pukjiiti pakarinaatu! ;D
turklaat probleema - nezinu kur gorgona dziivo! ;D
bet pie vinjas maaminjas maajas jaukas paaris eestuves! ;P
Ehh, life is good, lai gan naudas nav (daudz, pietiekami), bet vienalga viss ir ok!
ehh, tikko beidzaas daarza sveetki par godu 2vaam kaazaam. maneejaam un veel vienaam. karina + gustavs! ;D
pierijos jauki un daudz, kas ir pozitiivi, jo naudas nav, bet cilvji ar grozinjiem ieradaas. veel arii shaadas taadas daavanas un visumaa jauki!
patiikami, kad ciemos patiikami cilveeki.
lasu cilveeku blogus regulaari, bet kautkaa nav nekaa ko postot!
vieniigais citaats:
- "vai darbu jau atradi?"
- "prieksh kam man darbs - man ir medus meenesis!"
viss, out!
pirmdien saakas jauna skaista gruuta dziive!
esmu atgriezies un ir jauki!
klusums un miers pie Vieshuura!
paldies visiem par visu!
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