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Dear Bella,
So you're saying it WOULD be weird if I turned your used tampons into teabags?
Sincerely, Edward?

Dear colleges,
Ever considered giving us gingers scholarships? We are a minority and nobody likes us either.
Sincerely, think about it.


Dear americans,
BLOODY HELL!
Sincerely, you just read that in an accent didn't you?