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šodienas aktuālais mēles mežģis - ščasļivij vsemirnij ģeņ vļubļonnih | |||||
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- Алло Вася? - Нет. - Почему? | |||||
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šodien jūrmalas rimi, pērkot bezalkoholisko alu, man pajautāja, vai būšot personību apliecinošs dokuments, ko parādīt | |||||||
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In former days with us you shopped, but something happened and we've been dropped. What did we do, what did we say, what was it made you go away!? We're oh so sad, but shall not rest till you come back to our bookish nest. What can we do, what can we say, to win you back and make you stay? In former days with us you shopped, but something happened and we were dropped. To get you back, we thought: a gesture! So how's about a money-off voucher? We know our poems are not so hot, but rhymes and puns aren't all we've got. Our offer is genuine, the price reduction true, So, please come back -- we really miss you! | |||||
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get rude | |||||
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es atvainojos, :DDD | |||||
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I’m tired of rapping, roarr | |||||
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2.1. UV iekārtas nedrīkst lietot: 2.1.1. personas līdz 18 gadu vecumam (izņemot, ja to ir ieteicis ārsts); 2.1.2. personas ar dabīgi rudiem matiem; (..) | |||||
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( Противоположный тип. ) | |||||
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( izviņiķe, no lol ) | |||||
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Superman had a fight with Chuck Norris. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants. | |||||
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( q.elizabetes vizīte īrijā ) | |||||
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ūūū ūūū | |||||
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1. Kāda ir jūsu pirmā doma, kad no rīta ielūkojaties spogulī? Malacīte. Uz priekšu! | |||||||
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ir: Par piemiņu 9. Saeimas deputāti kopā nofotografējas p.s. vintage? | |||||||
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Dziesmiņa dziedama šefam rītā un vakarā: Because you're gorgeous. I'll do anything for you! | |||||
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man šorīt vēl ir labs garastāvoklis! | |||||
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Эйяфьядлайёкюдль - это фигня. Вот в Перу есть вулкан под названием: Хуйнапутина | |||||
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