Here live shadows, here be dragons...
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Kā reiz piebilstot. Man tā šķiet, ka dažiem šajā sabiedrībā būtu jāiemācās beidzot turēt muti un jābeidz iedomāties, ka ir vienīgais pasaulē cilvēks, kurš vienmēr visos namos ir ļoti laipni gaidīts. Un dažiem citiem, savukārt, jāiemācās, ka ne jau citi sunim asti cels, bet viņš pats. | ||||
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Pa labi, pa kreisi - visur stāvat jūs. Jūs. Tu - Tu - Tu - Tu un mazliet kaktiņā aiz stūra aizslēpies arī Tu. Es sēžu naktī, aiz loga tumsa, manu bikšu starās paslēpies peļķu slapjums, kad es gāju uz mājām, pa ceļam izvairīdamās no urlām. Kā piektais ritenis pasargāts no dubļiem bagāžniekā, aizvien vairāk un vairāk saprotot un iededzinot sirdī to, ka tāds jau tu arī nekas vairāk neesi bijis nevienam - kā vien piektais ritenis. Ja sirdī vientuļi, bet apkārtējo pārāk daudz, ja mutes ir visiem, bet ausis - nevienam, ja... Ja ir bail iet gulēt, jo tam seko aizmigšana, ja ir bail sadalīties, jo tad vairs nav apvienošanās, ja ir... A ja nav? Tad ir vienkārši jāizdzīvo. | ||||
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass? | ||||
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. | ||||
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Nu jaa. Par spiiti visam, datubaaze top. Par spiiti visiem maaksliniekiem staigaassu uzvalkaa un par spiiti visiem skaudiigajiem - speessu. A par paareejo padomaasim veelaak. | ||||
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Protams, man ir liela veeleessanaas sseit ierakstiit lloti daudz ko - tikai bail, ka juusu nepieradussie praati nesapratiis :) | ||||
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Un, smejies vai raudi, bet Alfs straadaa 3. arodskolaa par adminu un instaleeja mana vecteetinja kompi XD | ||||
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Tikko paarcilaaju smadzeni un secinaaju, ka nezinu nevienu idiotu kurss kaadam arii tiessaam buutu samaksaajis par test videe izveidotu paraugdatubaazi, kurai ir tikai prezentaacijas funkcijas, bet nu labi, iespeejams, ka taa esmu tikai es un mana pieredziite ssajaa jautaajumaa ir pietiekami maza. :P | ||||
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Citāts: Alfiņš, tikko: Vai man tā tikai šķiet vai arī es tiešām līpu pie grīdas? Reinis: Ar taviem sieriņiem pa griestiem varētu staigāt, kā liptu.... | ||||
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Three most important questions: Who am I? What am I doing here? Where am I going? Can you answer all of them? Remember the last time you asked them yourself. Notice the difference in your answers. If there is a difference, does it mean you had wrong answers? If there is no difference, does it mean you have not lived at all or maybe you are so awfully perfect you had found the right answers? Or maby,if you ask yourself these questions,you are in front of a new door opening for you,just a minute you have closed the one behind...oh,God,I am alive,I ask questions. | ||||||
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Taa datubaaze, ja godiigi, tad neizklausaas nemaz tik sarezzggiita, lai taas paraugu neuztaisiitu jau nedeellas laikaa, taa ir pietiekami liela, lai ta anebuutu nemaz jaataisa divas nedeellas un taa solaas buut pietiekami jauki apmaksaata. Heisaa heijaa, tagad tikai jaarosaas :) | ||||
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Kā reiz, šodien atkal man gribas teikt - ejiet dirst, esmu laimīga. | ||||
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Here live shadows, here be dragons...
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