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Jūnijs 13., 2009
18:34 - I'm getting the wrong jokes.
"How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"None. When the bulb blows, darkness becomes the de facto standard."
Vai elle ir eksotermiska vai endotermiska?
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/exoendo.htm
The optimist sees a glass half full.
The pessimist sees a glass half empty.
The engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be.
* Engineers work to a couple of decimal places
* Physicists work to an order of magnitude
* Astrophysicists work to an order of magnitude in the exponent
Haiku error messages:
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/haiku.htm
Yesterday was past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift...that is why they call it the present.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time given us.
I ran up the door closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, hoped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight!
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