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[15 Jun 2012|05:12pm] |
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Lynette: You are being a baby. Tom: Yes, I am. Lynette: Ok... Tom: And if you think I'm being a baby now, do I need to remind you what I'm like when I'm sick? (silence) Tom: Remember that time I had strep throat? We wound up in marriage counseling.
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[15 Jun 2012|05:39pm] |
Lynette: (..) You are my everything.
Tom: Honey, you're my everything.
Lynette: (..) I need you to show me.
Tom: How?
Lynette: With a vasectomy.
Tom: Can I just get you some flowers?
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