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The road outside my house is paved with good intentions
Edgars (apelsiins_) wrote on November 3rd, 2009 at 08:09 pm
:)
I was clubbing the other night and I was totally pissed. I walked up to this beautiful blonde and said, "Duck my sick!"She said, "You're drunk - don't you mean suck my dick?"I puked on her and said... "No!"