Manas miiljaakaas pantinja versijas (paldies Tev, Sickipedia)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got Alzheimers

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
Though thinking of you.

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