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January 5th, 2009

03:13 pm: That, my friends, is Globalization!!!
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American. You might be reading this on a computer with Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore factory, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal’s.

That, my friends, is Globalization.

Nu, atskaitot meksikas imigrantus, pārējais viss attiektos arī uz mums, ne?

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