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aivars_liepa @ : [humors]Guide to things to do while server is down
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This has been a long time coming, always got put off so I think now is the perfect time heh.
1. First of all...DON'T PANIC; life isn't over - you have options. The server will be up back soon, and you can be pwned again. If u need a dota that badly go bnet, if u can't, go euro or some other pvpgn server. If u can't and u still need dota, refer to end of guide.
2. For those of you who have a girlfriend/wife/whatever else ( what what in the...) this should be a great opportunity to catch up on all that time lost spend playing dota when u could have been with your significant other. If u think this is a dumb idea and u think dota pwns yr other, see end of guide.
3. Go do your skoolwork or whatever work u put aside saying yea i'll do it later and end up playing dota till just a few hours before u have skool/work. You know u have, don't deny it - go do it now.
4. This would be the oppourtune time for u hard-core gamers to go and change your adult diaper... cuz u know u don't move from that seat... dota straight into dota... don't deny it. Go change that before it causes a new diesase.
5. Those of you who are a step higher in the hygiene ladder... GO BATHE... take a crap while u at it as well so u wont have to when the game starts ( Points at soldier)
6. Revive your social life - go outside and talk to your parents, siblings, roommates whatever have you before they forget you exist. By now they probably have forgotten about you since you spend your whole life on the server, even if no-one is talking, you just need to be on the sever.
7. Go outside - By now, especially if its the holidays and you don't work and have no life besides the server ( you know who you are), chances are your skin has become pale and light due to lack of sunlight. Get out there and take in some rays... we don't need another sparkling powder. Even if its night, get out there - the moonlight will do. You need the fresh air and atmosphere. You may even remember you have neighbours and a former relationship life with them.
8. Even though it's like stating the obvious, go look at some porn. If this isn't your thing, watch a movie, anime, SOMETHING. I stated it's obvious because some of us here have mastered playing dota AND doing this at the same time *cough Kukka cough*.
9. Go look at a photo album. Chances are you will see pictures of yourself having a life before the server. Nostalgia is usually a powerful thing, you may just have a chance yet. And NO - no albums with pics of you playing are allowed.
10. Go to the mall - Discover that trinity and sky are not the only two girls in T&T... and to those not in T&T... GO OUTSIDE... GO SOMEWHERE... you not here no more... get off the sever! ENJOY IT!
11. DO NOT GO AND PLAY WOW. IT IS THE DEVIL.
12. If you find this thread absurd, chances are most likely, you need to see the end of the guide.
13. GO AND BUY A PHONE CARD. Don't come on the server and start begging members to "send me a $5 nah".
Well that's all for now, im sure more reasons will come up.
As for the end of the guide I referred to...