as i dream about movies they won't make of me when i'm dead -

you were looking good from far.. now you're far from looking good.

there's too much blood in my caffeine system.

deep down I'm a very shallow person.

if a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two.

before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

every one has a list of problems and issues. But I am #1 on everyone's list.

get plenty of sleep. Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone.

join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.