Janvāris 13., 2009
23:48 - Man pietrūks. Taoism - Shit happens. Hare Krishna - Shit happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding! Hinduism - This shit happened before. Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage! Zen - What is the sound of shit happening? Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit? Confucianism - Confucias says: “Shit happens” 7th day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturdays. Protestiantism - Shit wont happen, if I work harder. Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it. Lutheranism - If shit happens, it is because of the catholics! Jehovah’s Witness - Knock, knock, “Shit happens” Unitarian - What is this shit? Mormon - Shit happens again & again & again… Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to me?! Rastafarianism - Let’s smoke this shit!
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