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Mar. 14th, 2004 | 07:31 pm
A man walks into a supermarket and buys :
1 bar of soap,
1 toothbrush,
1 tube toothpaste,
1 loaf of bread,
1 pint of milk,
1 single serving cereal,
1 single serving frozen dinner.
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "You are single, aren't you?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?"
She answers, "Because you're ugly."
1 bar of soap,
1 toothbrush,
1 tube toothpaste,
1 loaf of bread,
1 pint of milk,
1 single serving cereal,
1 single serving frozen dinner.
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "You are single, aren't you?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?"
She answers, "Because you're ugly."