It's no surprise — your dark side is all about you. You just can't resist a little indulgence, whether it's eating your favorite candy, an hour-long bath, or just a day spent doing absolutely nothing at all. Life's just too short to spend it being less than perfectly happy, right? A real lover of the finest things in life, you'd want nothing more than to treat yourself to the best, whether on vacation (five star) or at work (the corner office, of course). After all, you know you deserve it.

You don't totally live for pleasure — you can suffer through deprivation if you absolutely have to — but life is so much tastier when you're making yourself happy. And isn't that the really important thing?