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The Top Geek Valentine's Day Cards

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Is my CPU hot
Or is it just you?

You normally date studly jocks
With bodies like Vin Diesel.
I've got no muscles, but X-Box
Has made my fingers lethal.

PCs suck.
Would you be my PC?

My Oracle of passion, dear,
Is huge and multi-threaded.
And 'though our first date sucked, no fear,
The SQL will be in-bedded.

I give you my heart,
My body you own
(Except for those nights
When Galactica's on)

IF My.Valentine = .TRUE.
THEN GOSUB "LoveKissInfatuation"
ELSE RETURN MOD "Card" TO SENDER

All my updates are live,
All my HTML is styled.
If you show me your flash drive,
I'll open my Zip file.

Thoughts of you make my heart skip a beat.
After five years of chatting, we should finally meet.

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